EW

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Chief are you hungover again

engage the civilian

no maam im wasted

All right

I was up too late

Did your wife kick you out again

The booze has not worn off yet

yes

I told you to divorce her already so we don’t have to hide from everyone

she will take the kids if i leave

good

thats rude

do you really want to see them

Our love can be as open as my legs

Fuck

o

kay den

oops

hes drinking rn

fuck

@JesusHand Chief I’ll be back I’m going out for a minute

Ok have fun

taking breaks on the job, smh

every worker has the right to a 30min break

no

fire them

sir

thats a shitpost

You're in big trouble now

yuh

aight

I was really hoping it wouldnt get to this

We warned you Mesh

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reddit tier profound comedy

the nigga went through mitosis

there was one now there's one more

We're going to be closely monitoring your every post as to make sure its not shit