Message from @Juniper_Postal

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2018-10-11 11:54:49 UTC  

Well here it was simple. You grab the shotgun then call the cops and scream "IMMA BLOW YOU AWAY IF YOU DONT LEAVE!"

2018-10-11 11:54:51 UTC  

In an alternative world

2018-10-11 11:54:55 UTC  

and wait for the cops

2018-10-11 11:54:59 UTC  

You don’t ask questions or call the cops

2018-10-11 11:55:01 UTC  

now its all gone... weird

2018-10-11 11:55:13 UTC  

You put a 12ga slug in their chest and ask questions later

2018-10-11 11:55:33 UTC  

When the seconds matter the cops are minutes away

2018-10-11 11:55:38 UTC  

that used to be the canada way for farmers like my grandpa. now. I just dont get it

2018-10-11 11:55:40 UTC  

That’s another reason to own guns

2018-10-11 11:55:56 UTC  

mind you farmers could bullshit there way around stuff

2018-10-11 11:56:08 UTC  

like claiming bears and coyotes where the reason

2018-10-11 11:56:19 UTC  

or the most deadly of all canadian animals

2018-10-11 11:56:24 UTC  

lol

2018-10-11 11:56:24 UTC  

the pissed off horny bullmoose

2018-10-11 11:56:33 UTC  

They taste good too

2018-10-11 11:56:54 UTC  

Apparently the best taste game animal you can have

2018-10-11 11:56:59 UTC  

I have a thing against eating cartoon animals unless I have to kill them. Ill cows. But I wont eat bullwinkle

2018-10-11 11:57:05 UTC  

LOL

2018-10-11 11:57:11 UTC  

unless he tries to stomp/impale me

2018-10-11 11:57:12 UTC  

Soft 😂

2018-10-11 11:57:37 UTC  

well I sort of made it a point to not live in canada where such large beasties dont live

2018-10-11 11:58:02 UTC  

Lol

2018-10-11 11:58:05 UTC  

the worst i had in canada was large drunk men wanting to hug me because I am such a cute looking boy. despite being 30

2018-10-11 11:58:18 UTC  

Why not? You’d have a respect for them more than others

2018-10-11 11:58:22 UTC  

id preffer those sort of bears. to.... actual bears.

2018-10-11 11:58:27 UTC  

Lol

2018-10-11 11:58:53 UTC  

I dunno why I think cows are good food compared to moose

2018-10-11 11:58:57 UTC  

I blame cartoons

2018-10-11 11:59:20 UTC  

but my main confusion is with america funlaws

2018-10-11 11:59:25 UTC  

sorry I mean gunlaws

2018-10-11 11:59:26 UTC  

typo

2018-10-11 11:59:47 UTC  

Most of the funnest times ive had is at the range trying out new stuff...

2018-10-11 11:59:56 UTC  

Are the american govt really that scared?

2018-10-11 12:00:12 UTC  

canada doesnt seem to give a shit if you own a longbarrel bolt action. or a shotgun.

2018-10-11 12:00:25 UTC  

nah, funlaws is right

2018-10-11 12:00:27 UTC  

No juniper, funlaws thats a EU thing

2018-10-11 12:00:34 UTC  

Oh right the memething

2018-10-11 12:00:41 UTC  

but thats not for here this is gunchat

2018-10-11 12:00:44 UTC  

right?

2018-10-11 12:00:55 UTC  

yea i think so

2018-10-11 12:00:58 UTC  

I mean we can move it to dank memes to mock the ue right?