Message from @Juniper_Postal

Discord ID: 499914046821105674


2018-10-11 11:56:24 UTC  

lol

2018-10-11 11:56:24 UTC  

the pissed off horny bullmoose

2018-10-11 11:56:33 UTC  

They taste good too

2018-10-11 11:56:54 UTC  

Apparently the best taste game animal you can have

2018-10-11 11:56:59 UTC  

I have a thing against eating cartoon animals unless I have to kill them. Ill cows. But I wont eat bullwinkle

2018-10-11 11:57:05 UTC  

LOL

2018-10-11 11:57:11 UTC  

unless he tries to stomp/impale me

2018-10-11 11:57:12 UTC  

Soft 😂

2018-10-11 11:57:37 UTC  

well I sort of made it a point to not live in canada where such large beasties dont live

2018-10-11 11:58:02 UTC  

Lol

2018-10-11 11:58:05 UTC  

the worst i had in canada was large drunk men wanting to hug me because I am such a cute looking boy. despite being 30

2018-10-11 11:58:18 UTC  

Why not? You’d have a respect for them more than others

2018-10-11 11:58:22 UTC  

id preffer those sort of bears. to.... actual bears.

2018-10-11 11:58:27 UTC  

Lol

2018-10-11 11:58:53 UTC  

I dunno why I think cows are good food compared to moose

2018-10-11 11:58:57 UTC  

I blame cartoons

2018-10-11 11:59:20 UTC  

but my main confusion is with america funlaws

2018-10-11 11:59:25 UTC  

sorry I mean gunlaws

2018-10-11 11:59:26 UTC  

typo

2018-10-11 11:59:47 UTC  

Most of the funnest times ive had is at the range trying out new stuff...

2018-10-11 11:59:56 UTC  

Are the american govt really that scared?

2018-10-11 12:00:12 UTC  

canada doesnt seem to give a shit if you own a longbarrel bolt action. or a shotgun.

2018-10-11 12:00:25 UTC  

nah, funlaws is right

2018-10-11 12:00:27 UTC  

No juniper, funlaws thats a EU thing

2018-10-11 12:00:34 UTC  

Oh right the memething

2018-10-11 12:00:41 UTC  

but thats not for here this is gunchat

2018-10-11 12:00:44 UTC  

right?

2018-10-11 12:00:55 UTC  

yea i think so

2018-10-11 12:00:58 UTC  

I mean we can move it to dank memes to mock the ue right?

2018-10-11 12:01:02 UTC  

Eu

2018-10-11 12:01:12 UTC  

i wasnt really following, just saw a typo "funlaws" lol

2018-10-11 12:01:18 UTC  

Memes are for everywhere

2018-10-11 12:01:18 UTC  

I am drunk. Had a few lemon pepsi and vodka

2018-10-11 12:01:35 UTC  

Uh oh. my lights just flickered.

2018-10-11 12:03:17 UTC  

?

2018-10-11 12:32:17 UTC  

maybe the can govt wanted to silence me, rofl

2018-10-11 12:32:25 UTC  

I just had a blackout for 30min

2018-10-11 12:34:20 UTC  

For a split second I thought such a insane thing was possible. then well the power was out I was reading an old scifi comic from a book of a multitude of old "TALES OF AMAZING WEIRD SCIENCE" BY WALTER WOODS. and reading a passage where some evil villain was reciting a passage, a spell for power. then the power went back on

2018-10-11 12:34:37 UTC  

and a tiny part of me. the little child in my soul thought "Oh! I am magic!"

2018-10-11 12:35:59 UTC  

THE BEST PART. this is the second time this week this has happened! Last time I was on a discord having a discussion if Lootcrates where gambling.

2018-10-11 12:36:35 UTC  

Then kerzap power outtage. picked up my giant guttenburg bible sized book of old comics reprinted from the 30s, and a flashlight