accidentally stepped on my cat's tail when he was asleep, last year sometime

how much blood did you lose Crow??

oh, dunno, about 20 liters I estimate

seriously tho, took several months for the scratches to fully heal

dunno what it is with cat claws, maybe they're just extremely dirty or something, but they seem to always take way longer to heal than say a small knife-cut or similar

knife cuts are usually clean cuts

I mean, they are regular and of constant length

thats why you need to cut your cats balls

incase you feel the urge to flick em

you need to have your cat lick your balls

actually don't. cats have barbed tongues

also it's probably illegal depending on where you live

so, you're saying the law hates <:FerrisThink:336638249885761547>?

sounds retarded

you're right, it is retarded. Go ahead and have your cat lick your balls. Lure it with a bit of meat you rub on your balls first. What could possibly go wrong?

I didn't say I was into any of it

I just said that if there's a law against it, it's retarded

can't people be stupid now?

is it illegal to be stupid?

coz I know plenty of stupid people

😏

the question is whether or not it's illegal to abuse your cat

as someone working in a slaughterhouse... if I'm being frank, having your cat lick your balls or you fucking your dog seems a lot less cruel than the animals we breed just to be slaughtered for meat, those animals live in constant bondage while you at least in theory take the dog you fuck out for walkies or whatever

obviously it's all morally wrong, but we cut moral corners for convenience all the time

anybody here use a Mac?

are you aware they use literal slavery to produce their phones and tablets? are you *comfortable* with them using literal slavery to give you your affordable phone?

1. not enough fur
2. not enough fangs
but I'm willing to compromise, so sure, I'm not playing with the *entire* doctrine but "I agree"

The trapezoid says “**NO ANIME**”

what does it look like from behind? Obviously I'm not fucking the 3 burning hot exhausts, but they're unevenly placed, so what does it look like in the middle between the two?

stole a meme from kekistan server

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/423267145892233217/494556625806295051/Screenshot_2018-09-26-12-05-26.png

''when the jews join the nazis vs muslims''

Funny, it was NAZIs and Muslims in WW2 trying to kill all Jews

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a cat scratch is like taking a needle and then sticking it into your arm then dragging it through. doesent cut cells it rips them appart