Message from @Crow

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2018-09-28 15:00:40 UTC  

Are decently deep cat scratches on an arm considered gore here?

2018-09-28 15:01:16 UTC  

#YOLO it

2018-09-28 15:02:17 UTC  

I personally doubt a cat could inflict damage to the point where anybody considers it gore

2018-09-28 15:18:27 UTC  

You Only YOLO Once

2018-09-28 15:23:02 UTC  

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/463059337162653716/495254115597942815/image0-5.jpg

2018-09-28 15:37:20 UTC  

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/463059337162653716/495257714587598867/image0-52.jpg

2018-09-28 15:37:33 UTC  

Yolo i guess

2018-09-28 15:42:22 UTC  

that has to be fake.. right?

2018-09-28 15:44:36 UTC  

not necessary, cats attack for even less

2018-09-28 15:45:36 UTC  

"Cats" You mean "hell spawn monsters of hades," right?

2018-09-28 15:45:49 UTC  

Looks exactly like the scratchs i got when my sisters undomesticated satan cat attacked me

2018-09-28 15:55:02 UTC  

accidentally stepped on my cat's tail when he was asleep, last year sometime

2018-09-28 15:55:28 UTC  

how much blood did you lose Crow??

2018-09-28 15:55:42 UTC  

oh, dunno, about 20 liters I estimate

2018-09-28 15:56:01 UTC  

seriously tho, took several months for the scratches to fully heal

2018-09-28 15:56:47 UTC  

dunno what it is with cat claws, maybe they're just extremely dirty or something, but they seem to always take way longer to heal than say a small knife-cut or similar

2018-09-28 16:04:08 UTC  

knife cuts are usually clean cuts

2018-09-28 16:04:22 UTC  

I mean, they are regular and of constant length

2018-09-28 16:11:10 UTC  

thats why you need to cut your cats balls

2018-09-28 16:11:26 UTC  

incase you feel the urge to flick em

2018-09-28 16:11:27 UTC  

you need to have your cat lick your balls

2018-09-28 16:14:28 UTC  

actually don't. cats have barbed tongues

2018-09-28 16:14:47 UTC  

also it's probably illegal depending on where you live

2018-09-28 16:22:34 UTC  

so, you're saying the law hates <:FerrisThink:336638249885761547>?

2018-09-28 16:32:44 UTC  

sounds retarded

2018-09-28 16:39:40 UTC  

you're right, it is retarded. Go ahead and have your cat lick your balls. Lure it with a bit of meat you rub on your balls first. What could possibly go wrong?

2018-09-28 17:13:57 UTC  

I didn't say I was into any of it

2018-09-28 17:14:09 UTC  

I just said that if there's a law against it, it's retarded

2018-09-28 17:14:19 UTC  

can't people be stupid now?

2018-09-28 17:14:24 UTC  

is it illegal to be stupid?

2018-09-28 17:14:33 UTC  

coz I know plenty of stupid people

2018-09-28 17:14:35 UTC  

😏

2018-09-28 17:25:04 UTC  

the question is whether or not it's illegal to abuse your cat

2018-09-28 17:27:01 UTC  

as someone working in a slaughterhouse... if I'm being frank, having your cat lick your balls or you fucking your dog seems a lot less cruel than the animals we breed just to be slaughtered for meat, those animals live in constant bondage while you at least in theory take the dog you fuck out for walkies or whatever

2018-09-28 17:27:50 UTC  

obviously it's all morally wrong, but we cut moral corners for convenience all the time

2018-09-28 17:27:57 UTC  

anybody here use a Mac?

2018-09-28 17:28:40 UTC  

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/463059337162653716/495285732936515584/1537884292240.png

2018-09-28 17:28:54 UTC  

are you aware they use literal slavery to produce their phones and tablets? are you *comfortable* with them using literal slavery to give you your affordable phone?

2018-09-28 17:29:59 UTC  

1. not enough fur
2. not enough fangs
but I'm willing to compromise, so sure, I'm not playing with the *entire* doctrine but "I agree"

2018-09-28 17:41:09 UTC  

The trapezoid says “**NO ANIME**”

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/463059337162653716/495288873467904002/image0.png

2018-09-28 17:50:12 UTC  

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/463059337162653716/495291149695844353/OwO.jpg