Message from @Crow

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2018-10-12 22:25:00 UTC  

Warcraft is Warhammer Fantasy on Prozack!

2018-10-12 22:26:31 UTC  

I've written multiple papers arguing the idea of implementing modern politics into things like Warhammer is simply idiotic due to the fact that its charm derives greatly from the fact that it isnt some sterilized happy hogwash we get now a days.

2018-10-12 22:27:07 UTC  

but what if the wimminz want to be space nazis?

bigot

2018-10-12 22:27:28 UTC  

They have Women in 40K,

2018-10-12 22:27:36 UTC  

Sisters of Battle

2018-10-12 22:28:11 UTC  

Lmao, I've also argued that women have already gained equal footing seeing as how they have a whole sect of power armored battle nuns who legitimately cant have men in their armies due to laws.

2018-10-12 22:28:40 UTC  

Both power armored, both with bolters, one with augments and the other with the power of faith.

2018-10-12 22:29:13 UTC  

In many cases the Sisters of Battle are better armed, trained and equiped than the Space Marines.

2018-10-12 22:29:33 UTC  

I used to rather like WH40K, the roleplaying tabletop games like Dark Heresy and Rogue Trader... never actually played the "real" tabletop, but I sort of lost interest before the SJW stuff

2018-10-12 22:30:08 UTC  

back when the setting used to be a lot more self-aware and funny, a caricature of grimderp and relishing in it

2018-10-12 22:30:23 UTC  

I still play Dark Heresy. Had to kill my party of fellow acolytes because they betrayed me... don't betray the convict with the heavy stubber and imperial guard armor.

2018-10-12 22:30:33 UTC  

I'm kinda a closet fan of warhammer too

never played any of the wargames

played one tabletop warhammer fantasy roleplaying games and some of the DoW games

2018-10-12 22:31:09 UTC  

love the lore and community though

2018-10-12 22:31:21 UTC  

Alfabusa's show is gold

2018-10-12 22:31:45 UTC  

But yea, the writing has become a bit less aware. Only one author still has a shred of awarness in his writing.

2018-10-12 22:31:59 UTC  

Yeah, love the community.

2018-10-12 22:32:30 UTC  

also for anyone who knows anything about guns, the data blocks are fucking hilarious

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/463059337162653716/500435625506242562/40k_autism.png

2018-10-12 22:33:18 UTC  

the guns in 40k are so fucking autistic

at least orks have an excuse

2018-10-12 22:33:33 UTC  

Orks are the best.

2018-10-12 22:34:48 UTC  

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/463059337162653716/500436203422875649/40k_autism_2.png

2018-10-12 22:35:24 UTC  

this one isn't quite as bad as the other one, gotta love that 220m/sec muzzle velocity

2018-10-12 22:35:41 UTC  

Yeah, hilarious, but I love the heavy stubber

2018-10-12 22:36:34 UTC  

I prefer the older, heavier ones.

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/463059337162653716/500436647888945152/latest.png

2018-10-12 22:37:21 UTC  

It makes more sense in the rules because you need special traits to use the gun without bracing it.

2018-10-13 00:58:37 UTC  

@Crow that pistol seems kinda heavy for such a small gun with such small ammo and magazine. And 220m/s is slow enough to watch, like arrow slow. Must've been written by a democrat, just be glad it doesn't have bullet magazine clips that shoot thirty times per second with every trigger pull.

2018-10-13 01:58:48 UTC  

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/463059337162653716/500487542077128714/71119459_p0_master1200.jpg

2018-10-13 02:53:01 UTC  

@Aeryn_Maricadie nah mate, written by a brit.

2018-10-13 02:53:35 UTC  

Stubbers are supposed to be equivelent to modern guns.

2018-10-13 02:53:58 UTC  

they are considered a bit shit in 40k

2018-10-13 02:54:48 UTC  

human standard military (imperial guard) dont utilise them a lot - they use Las (laser) weaponry

2018-10-13 02:55:10 UTC  

when you get to Bolters thats when the guns get fun.

2018-10-13 02:59:25 UTC  

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/463059337162653716/500502797112967197/space_marine_bolt_rifle_by_dirtbiker715-d2s864j.png

2018-10-13 03:07:09 UTC  

@Aeryn_Maricadie stubbers is basically what under-equipped Guard from backwater planets and local militia/gangs use

2018-10-13 03:07:33 UTC  

Not gonna do you much good vs xenos or chaos

2018-10-13 03:15:18 UTC  

well, chaos cultists yeah but they'd only tickle Marines

2018-10-13 03:17:21 UTC  

50/50 chance of wounding a human, only ignores ork basic armour

2018-10-13 03:17:38 UTC  

in tabletop

2018-10-13 03:18:31 UTC  

M16's would fall under the Stubber category

2018-10-13 03:18:48 UTC  

M60's heavy stubbers

2018-10-13 04:08:57 UTC  
2018-10-13 04:29:25 UTC  

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/463059337162653716/500525444110745600/tyronne.jpg