I remember waking up with a huge bush

“IM Not telling”?

lololol

The priest actually trimmed my bush for me

When I shave it always itches and burns for days after

Crabs

@Deleted UserThat's called razor burn

@tony1 really

Aha

Never

Buy a razor specifically for ur genitals

They make em

I cut it with my a rusty shank

Buy one so u won't have bad razor burn

Tony razor burns his mono brow

@tony1 u ever had torsion?

Tursion

I don't even know what that is

Please explain

Same tbh

-df tursion

No result :(

Stop making words up u fuckin dick @Deleted User

-df torsion

**torsions**: An [arbitrary] unit of measurement used to define the twistability of a [womens] [nipples]
*[Suzy] has the best [fun bags]... and man, her [nipples] are 10 torsion.*
*(<http://torsions.urbanup.com/177153>)* *3 more results*

Don't go around twisting lady's nipples please @Deleted User

-torsion

-df torsion

**torsions**: An [arbitrary] unit of measurement used to define the twistability of a [womens] [nipples]
*[Suzy] has the best [fun bags]... and man, her [nipples] are 10 torsion.*
*(<http://torsions.urbanup.com/177153>)* *3 more results*

Ha

Aha

Women get their nips twisted

Don't twist a girl's nips

I’ll twist ur dads nips

So are u two virgins or no?

“Im NoT TelLiNg”

That means yes.....

Testicular torsion

Yes I have that condition

One of my nuts actually fell off