Okay

🥺

continue

actually no

Yes

i’m deporting you

<:peepohype:583660763135344645> <:peepohype:583660763135344645> STORYTIME WHORES SHUSH NOW

SHHHH

So I was with my girlfriend. I had recently joined the Lust server out of curiously

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Stfu Val I wanna hear the story

Curiosity

With ur gf?

@Deleted User <:waitwhat:583236680903950355> <:waitwhat:583236680903950355>

hah

uh huh

Yups

One day, I was on it

yes

My girlfriend walks in

omg

ye

I attempt to get off the app

O golly

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But I drop my phone

She picks it up

oof :C

ah shit

And she finds all these noods

you’re basically cheating, you deserve to die

😭😭😭

AWWWWW

<:rip:585653982832361473>

the tragedy

RIP

<:sadgery:342127675550203904>

So she decides to take action

I would’ve said it was a prank

lmao

smh