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<:SpankMeDaddy:529996891463876648>

we

turtle without shell

ew

girls at parties

🤮

I just ca@s

fucking cringe

i want to beat them up

:((

House parties would be 100x better without girls

i spilled root beer on one time and she got all pissed

but then she tried to flirt

ahhaha

but get this

so also flirted

and i made her get me more soda

and she did it

all soaked

What a chad

in my soda

lnao

*soda*

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yeah

<:SpankMeDaddy:529996891463876648>

<:angerydoge:591246515280805888>

alcohol is gay

and cringe

i’ll stick to my cold water <a:SaberDance:597854129855135769>

and also makes u fat

and smoking is enough for me

mexican beer belly

So does Sosa

smoking is gay too

Soda

soda gets you fat cuz sugar

but beer is just high calories

i can deal with sugar

Val you watched too many anti drug school presentations