:((

House parties would be 100x better without girls

i spilled root beer on one time and she got all pissed

but then she tried to flirt

ahhaha

but get this

so also flirted

and i made her get me more soda

and she did it

all soaked

What a chad

in my soda

lnao

*soda*

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yeah

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alcohol is gay

and cringe

i’ll stick to my cold water <a:SaberDance:597854129855135769>

and also makes u fat

and smoking is enough for me

mexican beer belly

So does Sosa

smoking is gay too

Soda

soda gets you fat cuz sugar

but beer is just high calories

i can deal with sugar

Val you watched too many anti drug school presentations

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alcohol is a bad source of calories

what does that have to do with anything

lol

literally talking about alcohol and soda

Weed will kill you in one Millie gram

val i bet you think smoking makes you live shorter

XD

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