turtles are pretty unsafe to eat in general tbh

:((

i will smash him one day

even survivor man almost died from eating one

aww

Damn really?

he got really sick

Just get the shell

well don’t eat them <a:peepoDance:526260918590636064>

and like clean it out

Use it to smash some other animals

I think it’s hard

i just liked how they would crawl on me

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we

turtle without shell

ew

girls at parties

🤮

I just ca@s

fucking cringe

i want to beat them up

:((

House parties would be 100x better without girls

i spilled root beer on one time and she got all pissed

but then she tried to flirt

ahhaha

but get this

so also flirted

and i made her get me more soda

and she did it

all soaked

What a chad

in my soda

lnao

*soda*

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yeah

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