🔊 Unmuted `Dagrad#1051`

-df coconut mommy

**mommy**: [the nice] lady that takes me to school everyday and kisses me on [the cheek] because she loves me and doesn't want me to get hurt on the [playground]
*[My mommy] [loves] me [very much]*
*(<http://mommy.urbanup.com/556985>)* *9 more results*

smh

-def wifes boyfriend

Why doesn't this nigga join vc

-df tulsi

**Tulsi**: The [coolest] [girl] on [the planet]
*Tulsi is [a Plant]*
*(<http://tulsi.urbanup.com/7032238>)* *3 more results*

@🌲 Lembitu 🌲 Your mom Estonian

Tulsi whore

-df wifes boyfriend

**Wife**: [The woman] with whom you are willing to spend the rest of your life with, [the woman] that you don't want someone else to take her away from you, the woman that you find the most beautiful in this world, the woman who understands, makes your life complete and worth living till the end of it with her, the woman who is gonna be your soccer [team's] mother, and the woman that you are willing to give up your life for.

-You obviously married the wrong person if you think like the rest of the people here, so don't [taint] something as beautiful as the term "wife".
*Police Inspector: Why didn't you report your stolen credit card?
Husband: The [thief] was spending less than my wife.
Inspector: Then why are you [reporting] it now?
Husband: I think now the [thief's] wife has started using it lol!*
*(<http://wife.urbanup.com/11016007>)* *9 more results*

-df obama

**Obama**: [The Messiah] for [brain-dead] [Democrats].
*No [matter] what he says, no matter what he does, they'll [worship] [the great] Obama.*
*(<http://obama.urbanup.com/3170017>)* *9 more results*

dumbsi dumbgaard

<:monknigga:543421885082501123>

-df Bernie sanders

**Bernie Sanders**: the 46th [president of the United States of America]
*Bernie Sanders is not [full of shit]*
*(<http://bernie-sanders.urbanup.com/14554515>)* *9 more results*

<:ratdog:572979617267318815>

tulsi gabbard more like stinky retard

-df pochahantas

No result :(

sad sad

how spell

-df Pocahontas

**pocahontas**: A woman that falsely claims to be [native american] for monetary (such as [registration] into a tribe) or political gain but is in fact have not native american [ancestry].
*[President Trump] routinely calls Senator [Warren] pocahontas because many believe she claims to be native american due to her high [cheek bones].*
*(<http://pocahontas.urbanup.com/12217718>)* *9 more results*

Warren

Hail Yang

He knows how to communicate with animals, he's like Dr. Doolittle or some shit
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gib tendi $

🦍

giv sheckels

shmoney

big money

cash moneys

augustus invictus for president 2020 😳

me for pres

deported fatties

homos

and illegals