Message from @ping

Discord ID: 417819183808512010


2018-02-26 17:18:36 UTC  

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2018-02-26 17:19:45 UTC  

Whoops, wrong one.

2018-02-26 17:19:50 UTC  

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2018-02-26 17:21:18 UTC  

lol

2018-02-26 21:27:28 UTC  

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/398973785426100234/417794823815168011/Jesus_To_HMP.png

2018-02-26 21:35:04 UTC  

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/398973785426100234/417796735142854657/unknown-19.png

2018-02-26 23:00:52 UTC  

Mexicans tried to steal my car again

2018-02-26 23:01:00 UTC  

they tried disabling it but failed

2018-02-26 23:01:01 UTC  

lol

2018-02-26 23:01:22 UTC  

they gave up after a minute of the alarm blaring

2018-02-26 23:01:57 UTC  

fucking mexicans are sexually attracted to my poor civic

2018-02-26 23:02:10 UTC  

I'm gonna just rig it with explosives and tasers and shit

2018-02-26 23:03:26 UTC  

Try flamethrowers. <:Kappa:327142715592540171>

2018-02-26 23:03:31 UTC  

😂

2018-02-26 23:03:54 UTC  

@Ghostler rigging it to taze intruders would probably be legal tbh

2018-02-26 23:04:00 UTC  

nope

2018-02-26 23:04:06 UTC  

not in CA at least

2018-02-26 23:04:10 UTC  

I could have light tase

2018-02-26 23:04:16 UTC  

they would be modifying your car to taze themselves

2018-02-26 23:04:17 UTC  

their fault

2018-02-26 23:04:20 UTC  

"Accidental discharge"

2018-02-26 23:04:22 UTC  

yes

2018-02-26 23:04:50 UTC  

I didn't mean for the 100kV neon light transformer to have wires protruding from the seat

2018-02-26 23:05:25 UTC  

and immediately discharge the second the alarm and seat button trip

2018-02-26 23:05:26 UTC  

lol

2018-02-26 23:08:19 UTC  

I don't think they tried starting it

2018-02-26 23:08:42 UTC  

but there is a kick-off relay if the car alarm goes off (Stationary or whatever it's called)

2018-02-26 23:08:52 UTC  

on TOP of the hidden fuel pump switch

2018-02-26 23:09:15 UTC  

the alarm would be super easy to defeat if they had 5 minutes

2018-02-26 23:09:31 UTC  

sadly, finding it is kinda hard

2018-02-26 23:09:45 UTC  

I stuck it in an unorthodox place

2018-02-26 23:15:53 UTC  

lmao

2018-02-27 00:01:34 UTC  

he'll shill NATURAL HEMP OIL

2018-02-27 00:01:40 UTC  

but he won't shill his own discord

2018-02-27 00:01:44 UTC  

I am the dissapoint

2018-02-27 01:19:30 UTC  

Thank you friend

2018-02-27 02:45:15 UTC  

watashi