Message from @JesusHand

Discord ID: 662897860773150720


2020-01-04 05:57:12 UTC  

nigga what

2020-01-04 05:57:15 UTC  

🦍

2020-01-04 05:57:23 UTC  

blacked

2020-01-04 05:57:27 UTC  

they were gay target workers

2020-01-04 05:57:31 UTC  

We legit did a DNA test while my parents were getting divorced

2020-01-04 05:57:38 UTC  

lol

2020-01-04 05:57:39 UTC  

that fucked in the clothing aisle

2020-01-04 05:57:45 UTC  

It was part of the divorce

2020-01-04 05:57:48 UTC  

and then they tossed you in the dvd bin

2020-01-04 05:57:53 UTC  

he probably thought ya mom was a slag

2020-01-04 05:57:56 UTC  

and an interracial couple found you

2020-01-04 05:58:20 UTC  

My mom was loyal my dad was just hooking up with women

2020-01-04 05:58:38 UTC  

did your mom tell you that though

2020-01-04 05:58:45 UTC  

Yes I did

2020-01-04 05:58:47 UTC  

we are all the loads our moms should've swallowed

2020-01-04 05:58:53 UTC  

@alex. I hooked up with your dad

2020-01-04 05:58:56 UTC  

in the target bathroom

2020-01-04 05:59:00 UTC  

and the new target became my mouth

2020-01-04 05:59:08 UTC  

Nigga my dad doesn't go to Target

2020-01-04 05:59:23 UTC  

goes into target women's bathroom

2020-01-04 05:59:26 UTC  

he doesnt want you to know

2020-01-04 05:59:30 UTC  

finds a trans person

2020-01-04 05:59:37 UTC  

then a girl

2020-01-04 05:59:42 UTC  

rape time

2020-01-04 06:00:02 UTC  

My dad used to work for his girlfriend's family's insurance company

2020-01-04 06:00:09 UTC  

Then he almost got charged with fraud

2020-01-04 06:00:32 UTC  

Fun times as a 7 year old lol

2020-01-04 06:01:24 UTC  

my mom still keeps tabs on my bio dad for some reason and I got her to accidentally say a couple years ago he's locked up for armed robbery

2020-01-04 06:01:29 UTC  

or sum shit

2020-01-04 06:01:35 UTC  

Mmmm

2020-01-04 06:01:43 UTC  

My dad got arrested for kidnapping

2020-01-04 06:01:47 UTC  

His daughter

2020-01-04 06:02:10 UTC  

Also he kidnapped me when I was like 11 but no charges

2020-01-04 06:02:33 UTC  

When he brought me home I just saw a bunch of my family members in my house

2020-01-04 06:02:36 UTC  

I was like the fuck

2020-01-04 06:02:53 UTC  

Karen took the alexa

2020-01-04 06:03:06 UTC  

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/542037236053442561/662898782496882698/20200104_010102.jpg

2020-01-04 06:03:11 UTC  

lol

2020-01-04 06:03:37 UTC  

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/542037236053442561/662898914046902282/image0-1-2.gif

2020-01-04 06:03:45 UTC  

Seeing your mom being choked really builds that family bond

2020-01-04 06:03:49 UTC  

🦍