those are your parents
bruh
lol
my mom is a beaner bruh
you never met your real parents
and my dad is biracial
nigga what
🦍
blacked
they were gay target workers
We legit did a DNA test while my parents were getting divorced
that fucked in the clothing aisle
It was part of the divorce
and then they tossed you in the dvd bin
he probably thought ya mom was a slag
and an interracial couple found you
My mom was loyal my dad was just hooking up with women
did your mom tell you that though
Yes I did
we are all the loads our moms should've swallowed
@alex. I hooked up with your dad
in the target bathroom
and the new target became my mouth
Nigga my dad doesn't go to Target
goes into target women's bathroom
he doesnt want you to know
finds a trans person
then a girl
rape time
My dad used to work for his girlfriend's family's insurance company
Then he almost got charged with fraud
Fun times as a 7 year old lol
my mom still keeps tabs on my bio dad for some reason and I got her to accidentally say a couple years ago he's locked up for armed robbery
or sum shit
Mmmm
My dad got arrested for kidnapping
His daughter
Also he kidnapped me when I was like 11 but no charges
When he brought me home I just saw a bunch of my family members in my house
I was like the fuck
