eh maybe

bruh

first of all I'm not that dark

also my hair isn't kinky

those are your parents

bruh

lol

my mom is a beaner bruh

you never met your real parents

and my dad is biracial

nigga what

🦍

blacked

they were gay target workers

We legit did a DNA test while my parents were getting divorced

lol

that fucked in the clothing aisle

It was part of the divorce

and then they tossed you in the dvd bin

he probably thought ya mom was a slag

and an interracial couple found you

My mom was loyal my dad was just hooking up with women

did your mom tell you that though

Yes I did

we are all the loads our moms should've swallowed

@alex. I hooked up with your dad

in the target bathroom

and the new target became my mouth

Nigga my dad doesn't go to Target

goes into target women's bathroom

he doesnt want you to know

finds a trans person

then a girl

rape time

My dad used to work for his girlfriend's family's insurance company

Then he almost got charged with fraud

Fun times as a 7 year old lol

my mom still keeps tabs on my bio dad for some reason and I got her to accidentally say a couple years ago he's locked up for armed robbery

or sum shit

Mmmm

My dad got arrested for kidnapping