i came to the realization that i don't want to fight in a war... so i didn't 😄

I got caught selling stolen cars

which I DID NOT STEAL

or technically know were stolen

fucking bullshit

okay... i never had problems with the law... well... i never got cought doing something i'm not allowed to do

how do you sell cars without knowing that they were stolen?

Your buddy in a mexican street gang steals cars, drives them to mexico and gets them retitled there

his cousin then drives them to us, we pay 50 cents on the dollar and sell for 75

got to pay for college some how

yeah... okay... we did not have mexican street gangs... only antifa and other idiots 😄

oh, you live in one of the non shit states

aaaaand we don't have to pay for college

i live in germany 😉

Fuck

which is not shitty, thats true 😄

i used to live about a mile from where antifa chased lauren southern in hamburg 😄

In the US we live much more sensible lives. We actually get to *pay* for our healthcare.

...wait, what?

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Demographics would make me get a place in a gated german community, but other than that would move there for your low fat women

South Texas is nothing but 400 pound Latina heffers

ouch

remember... not every german woman looks like heidi 😉

my gas and lawn care expenses are still lower than yours

i never used a car when i was living in hamburg... there is working public transportation 😄

not looking for a heidi, just a hotty 😉

and i don't have a lawn... so...

Public transport does not work when every place in your state is two hours from every other

Texas takes like 12 hours to drive across at over 100 kph

yeah... the distances in the US are not public transportation friendly 😄

100 kph... are you sleeping behind the wheel? 😄

We need something like the hyperloop that does not violate physics

sleeping at the wheel? I like next door to the drug cartels

our cocaine is cheap as fuck

comfortable travel speed is 105 mph 😄

not kph

jokes aside, you can pull up to red light in El Paso at any night of the week and some 9 year old will tap on your window with a dime bag of blow

5/5 yelp stars

okay... note to self... don't stop at red lights in el paso...

but this is current year so drugs are only ever a few clicks on tor and some bitcoin away