we need a hobby text channel

I want to nerd out and shill my gay art but it feels wrong to do it in the shitposting channel

the look on that elf's face

im that elf xD

"don't touch me"

thust me if you knew the shit that big fucker does, that face could never discribe it

trust*

well he looks like a big dumb fighter

barbarian actually

difference?>

lmao

more specialized

i know the actual difference

i was joking

i play myself

hes basicly the star of the party if only because hes absolutely insane, and hes the noob

oh good

Leroy then?

he makes leroy look like a pussy

oh shit XD

sounds like a headache

hes not smart enough to be as sane as leroy

sounds the like exact type of person my usual rogue would send in to distract everyone, then go off an steal something

were having 2 sessions this week because last week he was temporarly exiled from the party for trying to be diplomatic with a necromancer we had prisoner by trying to insenuate the necromancer was a necrophile then AoO's him when he turns his back then brings him back to contiousness with a health potion then chases him down and hacks him with an axe to below 0hp AGIAN then trys to hide the body then lies about doing it when the party shows up a few seconds later

he did this infront of another party member who later squeels to the rest of the party

what the hell

okay, look 110% warranted

negitive int mod negitive wisdom, chaotic """""""good"""""""

our 3 options were kill him, put him on a leash, or send him on a "finding yourself" quest that will probably kill him

i would vote for the leash thing

make him your attack dog

as did i

like a police canine

but the latter seemed to fit what worked best with the party

"there is a person you don't like. go get him boy! go get him!"

the problem was he was in this middle ground between a normal person and sloth from the goonys where he can still argue for self determination just every once in a while he is a psychopath

not retarded enough to have on a leash not sane enough to leave around children

or anyone for that matter

need to put him on another plane where he can go around killing shit as he pleases, then you can just call him in for a fight

also he always rolls high on charisma checks, except ironicly the one time he was charmed

why has not murdered the party yet?

i keep trying to get him to attack one so that we can justify killing him but his player is wise enough to recognize in every fight the party has been in, we are the ones still alive at the end of them