Message from @Arch-Fiend

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2018-05-16 00:16:19 UTC  

we need a hobby text channel

I want to nerd out and shill my gay art but it feels wrong to do it in the shitposting channel

2018-05-16 00:17:41 UTC  

the look on that elf's face

2018-05-16 00:19:51 UTC  

im that elf xD

2018-05-16 00:20:06 UTC  

"don't touch me"

2018-05-16 00:20:36 UTC  

thust me if you knew the shit that big fucker does, that face could never discribe it

2018-05-16 00:20:48 UTC  

trust*

2018-05-16 00:20:58 UTC  

well he looks like a big dumb fighter

2018-05-16 00:21:05 UTC  

barbarian actually

2018-05-16 00:21:11 UTC  

difference?>

2018-05-16 00:21:13 UTC  

lmao

2018-05-16 00:21:23 UTC  

more specialized

2018-05-16 00:21:30 UTC  

i know the actual difference

2018-05-16 00:21:33 UTC  

i was joking

2018-05-16 00:21:53 UTC  

i play myself

2018-05-16 00:22:13 UTC  

hes basicly the star of the party if only because hes absolutely insane, and hes the noob

2018-05-16 00:22:23 UTC  

oh good

2018-05-16 00:22:36 UTC  

Leroy then?

2018-05-16 00:22:56 UTC  

he makes leroy look like a pussy

2018-05-16 00:23:06 UTC  

oh shit XD

2018-05-16 00:23:15 UTC  

sounds like a headache

2018-05-16 00:23:16 UTC  

hes not smart enough to be as sane as leroy

2018-05-16 00:24:15 UTC  

sounds the like exact type of person my usual rogue would send in to distract everyone, then go off an steal something

2018-05-16 00:25:41 UTC  

were having 2 sessions this week because last week he was temporarly exiled from the party for trying to be diplomatic with a necromancer we had prisoner by trying to insenuate the necromancer was a necrophile then AoO's him when he turns his back then brings him back to contiousness with a health potion then chases him down and hacks him with an axe to below 0hp AGIAN then trys to hide the body then lies about doing it when the party shows up a few seconds later

2018-05-16 00:26:29 UTC  

he did this infront of another party member who later squeels to the rest of the party

2018-05-16 00:26:54 UTC  

what the hell

2018-05-16 00:27:17 UTC  

okay, look 110% warranted

2018-05-16 00:27:36 UTC  

negitive int mod negitive wisdom, chaotic """""""good"""""""

2018-05-16 00:28:35 UTC  

our 3 options were kill him, put him on a leash, or send him on a "finding yourself" quest that will probably kill him

2018-05-16 00:28:54 UTC  

i would vote for the leash thing

2018-05-16 00:28:59 UTC  

make him your attack dog

2018-05-16 00:29:00 UTC  

as did i

2018-05-16 00:29:18 UTC  

like a police canine

2018-05-16 00:29:26 UTC  

but the latter seemed to fit what worked best with the party

2018-05-16 00:29:41 UTC  

"there is a person you don't like. go get him boy! go get him!"

2018-05-16 00:31:00 UTC  

the problem was he was in this middle ground between a normal person and sloth from the goonys where he can still argue for self determination just every once in a while he is a psychopath

2018-05-16 00:31:41 UTC  

not retarded enough to have on a leash not sane enough to leave around children

2018-05-16 00:31:56 UTC  

or anyone for that matter

2018-05-16 00:32:17 UTC  

need to put him on another plane where he can go around killing shit as he pleases, then you can just call him in for a fight

2018-05-16 00:32:33 UTC  

also he always rolls high on charisma checks, except ironicly the one time he was charmed

2018-05-16 00:32:51 UTC  

why has not murdered the party yet?

2018-05-16 00:33:54 UTC  

i keep trying to get him to attack one so that we can justify killing him but his player is wise enough to recognize in every fight the party has been in, we are the ones still alive at the end of them