"smart"

women arent smart

<:Troll:667457896329642005>

Ok

Okok

Yes

-df Noah

**Noah**: Noah. He's a person who holds many gifts. For some people he's the love of their lives and for others he's an extraordinary friend. Well in my case. He can make us feel cherished, feel beautiful, feel loved; he can make us laugh, he can make us upset or even mad sometimes but you won't able to [stay mad] at Noah forever. You will share all kinds of moments, happy or sad but just remember its ok to not be ok sometimes, and Noah will respect that. He'll enjoy being around you and will try his best to [do so] as much as he can. Noah will make every moment [memorable]. He can be protective at times but do not think this is a bad thing, hes simply doing it to defend you and wouldn't mind [getting hurt] for a friend or partner although we shouldn't encourage this. He will always put you before himself.
*[I love you] [noah]😂😂*
*(<http://noah.urbanup.com/13506451>)* *9 more results*

-df Tyrone

**Tyrone**: The kind of guy you find in the hood selling cocaine covered [chicken wings]. The kind of guy who knows
people that can get you into anywhere. A guy who never puts [mayo] on his sandwiches. A guy who [whistles] at woman know matter how ugly they are.
*Yo Tyrone! [hook me up] [with that] [good crack]!*
*(<http://tyrone.urbanup.com/13230841>)* *9 more results*

AHAHHAHA

HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHA

THATS AMAZING

YEAH

That's wacist

YO TYRONE HOOK ME UP WITH THAT GOOD CRACK

Thatsfg nnm

-df Pelth

No result :(

Sad

is pelth even a name what the fuck

-df pedo

**Pedo**: A [sick fuck] that tries to [get with] young kids. It usually [runs] in families
*[Neil]: "that girl is fair good"
Bob: "[that's fucked up] man she's like 5"
Neil: "still like fair good "
Bob: "your such a [pedo]*
*(<http://pedo.urbanup.com/12274645>)* *9 more results*

that sounds like a bone

Pelthious

-df Linus

**Linus**: Linus ; a unique name , usually a cool and [a sweet] person. A great friend who is [skilled] in giving great [advice]
*"Linus is [so good] at giving [advice]"
"Linus has a really [unique] name"*
*(<http://linus.urbanup.com/7244943>)* *9 more results*

?av @benjw

-df cum

**Cum**: [The fluid] containing [sperm] [ejaculated] from a man when he has an erection.
*Sarah was sitting on the chair, in only a red thong. She had her legs spread wide [over the chair], and her brown hair [flowed] over her bare boobs. I was getting excited, Sarah was so hot. She ripped off [the thong] as she stood up, walked right past me and [shut the door] I had just passed through. She turned to face me, her feet strongly planted, and forced her hand down my pants. I [unblocked] my belt, and she tore my pants down to my ankles. She fell to her knees and removed my boxers. I could feel it, my dick was already starting to swell up. God, Sarah was hot. She started on the tip of my dick. She [swirled] her tongue around it a little. She almost immediately started to massage my balls vigorously. She then took on my whole dick, deep throating it. I could feel it, I was gonna cum. My balls were urging for it to come out. I moaned, it felt so good. I [grunted] a little as it started, and I cummed inside of her mouth. She pulled away, and swallowed, then smiled. My shirt was torn off and she was rubbing my dick with her hands. Then, she was on her hands and knees. I rubbed my dick, and slipped on the condom from the bowl. My dick was throbbing and I was excited. I slowly slid into her pussy and she squeaked quietly. I began to thrust myself. Faster and faster, I wasn't controlling myself, and she bounced and bounced, moaning and moaning until she screamed. We changed positions a few times, then my cum [splurged] out at work just thinking about it. Then my assistant asked for some.*
*(<http://cum.urbanup.com/10842959>)* *9 more results*

Umm

Full novel

mein kampf

“The art of Cum”

-df Linus tech tips

**Linus Tech Tips**: an awesome [Canadian] YouTuber who does cool things with [pc's] like stick 2 in one case and makes everything better by adding [RGB].
*Me: Hey, did you see the latest Linus Tech Tips video?
Friend: Oh yeah [it was awesome] he water [cooled] the fastest [mac on] the planet*
*(<http://linus-tech-tips.urbanup.com/14629443>)* *9 more results*

-df boomer

**boomer**: A person from the baby [boomer generation] or really anyone who is older than the person using the word, usually used if [said person] is being annoying or [talking shit] about a younger generation. Sometimes used in a joking way among friends.
*"[LMAO], [ok boomer]"
"[Karen] is being such a boomer"*
*(<http://boomer.urbanup.com/14323621>)* *9 more results*

My name is m

-df general grievous