-df Valeria

**Valeria**: Valeria is a smart,beautiful,sweet girl. She is one of a kind and hard to find. If your her [boy friend], you need to realize that you are very thankful for what you have.also she could be stubborn like she hates cleaning and helping but it's worth being around her. And when you hang out with her she will make you laugh no matter what and I know that for sure. When you hang out with her there's probably not a slight second that your bored with her. She loves [arts and crafts] too. Also be prepared when you see her family, they will be just like her funny! She's also never without a friend that's what makes her a social butterfly witch leads up to being very popular witch means it might be hard to reach her but it should be a big deal. Also when I say she is smart and funny your probably thinking how?well, out of class that's the fun and funny part of her but in class she focuses but there may be a few laughs and there but mean while she comes all in with [straight a's] and few [b's]. She kinda starts drama. But when she does it's true stuff and people turn it into lies like the game telophone. She usually has [brown curly] hair ([all natural]) and it's the most awesome cute hair you'll ever see. Also she wears mainly pink and sometimes blue. Her favorite color is blue or purple but looks best in pink. Overall she is the best person that for sure you need to meet
*Did you see what Valeria had [on today]?

"Yeah! Let me [put it in] the [newspaper]"

Ok!

Did you hear Valeria got asked to the dance 10 TIMES! And only said yes to ONE!

"Wow!she must be really cute"*
*(<http://valeria.urbanup.com/7361221>)* *9 more results*

LOL

“Sweet”

Lmao

"smart"

women arent smart

<:Troll:667457896329642005>

Ok

Okok

Yes

-df Noah

**Noah**: Noah. He's a person who holds many gifts. For some people he's the love of their lives and for others he's an extraordinary friend. Well in my case. He can make us feel cherished, feel beautiful, feel loved; he can make us laugh, he can make us upset or even mad sometimes but you won't able to [stay mad] at Noah forever. You will share all kinds of moments, happy or sad but just remember its ok to not be ok sometimes, and Noah will respect that. He'll enjoy being around you and will try his best to [do so] as much as he can. Noah will make every moment [memorable]. He can be protective at times but do not think this is a bad thing, hes simply doing it to defend you and wouldn't mind [getting hurt] for a friend or partner although we shouldn't encourage this. He will always put you before himself.
*[I love you] [noah]😂😂*
*(<http://noah.urbanup.com/13506451>)* *9 more results*

-df Tyrone

**Tyrone**: The kind of guy you find in the hood selling cocaine covered [chicken wings]. The kind of guy who knows
people that can get you into anywhere. A guy who never puts [mayo] on his sandwiches. A guy who [whistles] at woman know matter how ugly they are.
*Yo Tyrone! [hook me up] [with that] [good crack]!*
*(<http://tyrone.urbanup.com/13230841>)* *9 more results*

AHAHHAHA

HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHA

THATS AMAZING

YEAH

That's wacist

YO TYRONE HOOK ME UP WITH THAT GOOD CRACK

Thatsfg nnm

-df Pelth

No result :(

Sad

is pelth even a name what the fuck

-df pedo

**Pedo**: A [sick fuck] that tries to [get with] young kids. It usually [runs] in families
*[Neil]: "that girl is fair good"
Bob: "[that's fucked up] man she's like 5"
Neil: "still like fair good "
Bob: "your such a [pedo]*
*(<http://pedo.urbanup.com/12274645>)* *9 more results*

that sounds like a bone

Pelthious

-df Linus

**Linus**: Linus ; a unique name , usually a cool and [a sweet] person. A great friend who is [skilled] in giving great [advice]
*"Linus is [so good] at giving [advice]"
"Linus has a really [unique] name"*
*(<http://linus.urbanup.com/7244943>)* *9 more results*

?av @benjw

-df cum

**Cum**: [The fluid] containing [sperm] [ejaculated] from a man when he has an erection.
*Sarah was sitting on the chair, in only a red thong. She had her legs spread wide [over the chair], and her brown hair [flowed] over her bare boobs. I was getting excited, Sarah was so hot. She ripped off [the thong] as she stood up, walked right past me and [shut the door] I had just passed through. She turned to face me, her feet strongly planted, and forced her hand down my pants. I [unblocked] my belt, and she tore my pants down to my ankles. She fell to her knees and removed my boxers. I could feel it, my dick was already starting to swell up. God, Sarah was hot. She started on the tip of my dick. She [swirled] her tongue around it a little. She almost immediately started to massage my balls vigorously. She then took on my whole dick, deep throating it. I could feel it, I was gonna cum. My balls were urging for it to come out. I moaned, it felt so good. I [grunted] a little as it started, and I cummed inside of her mouth. She pulled away, and swallowed, then smiled. My shirt was torn off and she was rubbing my dick with her hands. Then, she was on her hands and knees. I rubbed my dick, and slipped on the condom from the bowl. My dick was throbbing and I was excited. I slowly slid into her pussy and she squeaked quietly. I began to thrust myself. Faster and faster, I wasn't controlling myself, and she bounced and bounced, moaning and moaning until she screamed. We changed positions a few times, then my cum [splurged] out at work just thinking about it. Then my assistant asked for some.*
*(<http://cum.urbanup.com/10842959>)* *9 more results*

Umm

Full novel

mein kampf

“The art of Cum”

-df Linus tech tips