Eat the jam with your dustpan hands

Eh

Kinda

-wyr

**Would you rather** (*<http://either.io>*)
🇦 Be horribly and hopelessly depressed
**OR**
🇧 Have inescapable overwhelming anxiety

Shit

That’s tough

I mean being in the mcu would be bad

if i was superman i would leave earth and be done with it

<:trollHD:667570772805550097>

Fuck anxiety

-wyr

**Would you rather** (*<http://either.io>*)
🇦 Have 50% of your body burned
**OR**
🇧 100% of your body tattooed

-wyr

**Would you rather** (*<http://either.io>*)
🇦 Have all fingernails and toenails removed quickly
**OR**
🇧 Deep papercuts on the webbing between each finger and toe slowly

Duck ratios

I wanna be darth vader so hard A

B gives me the chills looking at it

^

Lol

-wyr

**Would you rather** (*<http://either.io>*)
🇦 Have triplets
**OR**
🇧 Be a triplet

Triplets ugly

Both gay

-wyr

**Would you rather** (*<http://either.io>*)
🇦 Be attractive, but get punched in the face every morning
**OR**
🇧 Be ugly

Had it

Both

A

-wyr

**Would you rather** (*<http://either.io>*)
🇦 Open a can of whoop-ass on a fool
**OR**
🇧 Pity a fool

punch me daddy

Be a boss or pussy

BOTH

In other words

Guys how do you change your status

-wyr

**Would you rather** (*<http://either.io>*)
🇦 Be the guy from Memento
**OR**
🇧 Be the guy from Groundhog Day

I think it's called status

Self roles

-wtr