No

follé a tu madre @Jimmy Brooks

Batman is cool and a billionaire who doesn't work

Sneaky boy

And superman works at an office

@justauser stfu Joe Mama has has aids

Superman can do whatever he wants

Lol

You think billionaires cant?

Super has ability to see women naked

All day

😉

puta @Jimmy Brooks

Superman can be a billionaire easy lol

He be fastest at every sport

-wyr

**Would you rather** (*<http://either.io>*)
🇦 Have your hands switched for Dustpans
**OR**
🇧 Be sweating jam instead of sweat

I’d eat the jam

Jam sweat would be nice treat

Both

Yeah but supermans thing is for his identity to be a secret like spidrrman

If I was superman I wouldn’t hide

Spider-Man is the worst probably

Eat the jam with your dustpan hands

Eh

Kinda

-wyr

**Would you rather** (*<http://either.io>*)
🇦 Be horribly and hopelessly depressed
**OR**
🇧 Have inescapable overwhelming anxiety

Shit

That’s tough

I mean being in the mcu would be bad

if i was superman i would leave earth and be done with it

<:trollHD:667570772805550097>

Fuck anxiety

-wyr

**Would you rather** (*<http://either.io>*)
🇦 Have 50% of your body burned
**OR**
🇧 100% of your body tattooed

-wyr

**Would you rather** (*<http://either.io>*)
🇦 Have all fingernails and toenails removed quickly
**OR**
🇧 Deep papercuts on the webbing between each finger and toe slowly

Duck ratios

I wanna be darth vader so hard A

B gives me the chills looking at it