Being a partier at 26...

"I like to DRINK"

Oh, do you.

Wow, how interesting

To quote a great man: "SAD!"

Even when COMEDIANS talk about that my eyes glaze over.

Especially Doug Stanhope.

Jim Acosta said sad too

"And I was drinking" Oh WERE YOU

WOOP DEE DOODLE FUCKIN DOO , DOUG

DO YOU DO ANYTHING ELSE.

YOU STUPID LUSH FUCK.

https://m.imgur.com/gallery/PbhEd4b

Okay phew.

For a second I thought that was gonna be a trainwreck.

but then you found marijuana?

Y'know what

I have a hard time deciding which I hate more

"DRINKS BROOOO"
or "WEED BROOOOO"

They're both very different in how annoying they are.

what are you? 12?

Its the internet

I probably hate the alcoholic slightly more.

--Wha..

We inject whole Marijuanas online

What do these things have to do with the internet sir

when people on the internet go "Yeeeeah, weed bro"

just imagine them being pepe

I hate all the slang

The internet is everything

Everything has to do with the internet

KUSH TOKE BROOOO

Quick what are some other stupid ass terms

I don't actually know anyone who speaks like that

you realise the reason for that, is that it pisses people liek you off right bro? 😛

I'm assuming they're just parodies

The reason for it, is to avoid saying anything litigable.

That's not a word

Yes it is.

no, its to piss "oh i'm better than you weed bro" people off, bro 😛