Message from @justauser

Discord ID: 672397800599846962


2020-01-30 11:03:43 UTC  

This shit may be of any variety but is always deposited either in the woods or while hiding behind the passenger side of your car.

The Pebbles-From-Heaven Shit
An adorable collection of small turds in a cluster, often a gift from God when you actually can't shit.

[Premeditated Shit]
Laxative induced. Doesn't count.

[Shitzopherenia]
Fear of shitting - can be fatal!

[Energizer] Vs. [Duracell] Shit
Also known as a "Still Going" shit.

[The Power Dump] Shit
The kind that comes out so fast, you barely get your pants down when you're done.

The [Liquid Plumber] Shit
This kind of shit is so big it plugs up the toilet and it overflows all over the floor. (You should have followed the advice from the Lincoln Log Shit.)

[The Spinal Tap] Shit
The kind of shit that hurts so much coming out, you'd swear it's got to be coming out sideways.

The "I Think I'm Giving Birth Through My Asshole" Shit
Similar to the Lincoln Log and The Spinal Tap Shits. The shape and size of the turd resembles a tall boy beer can. Vacuous air space remains in the rectum for some time afterwards.

The Porridge Shit
The type that comes out like toothpaste, and just keeps on coming. You have two choices: a) flush and keep going, or b) risk it piling up to your butt while you sit there helpless.

The "I'm Going To Chew My Food Better" Shit
When the bag of Doritos you ate last night lacerates the insides of your rectum on the way out in the morning.

The "I Think I'm Turning Into A Bunny" Shit
When you drop lots of cute, little [round ones] that look like marbles and make tiny splashing sounds when they hit the water.

The "What The Hell Died In Here?" Shit
Also sometimes referred to as "The [Toxic Dump]". Of course you don't warn anyone of the poisonous bathroom odour. Instead, you stand innocently near the door and enjoy the show as they run out gagging and gasping for air.

The "I Just Know There's A Turd Still Dangling There" Shit

2020-01-30 11:03:44 UTC  

Where you just sit there patiently and wait for the last [cling-on] to drop off because if you wipe now, it's going to smear all over the place.
*"[AW SHIT]"

"I [have to] [take a shit]"*
*(<http://shit.urbanup.com/1479109>)* *9 more results*

2020-01-30 11:04:07 UTC  
2020-01-30 11:04:08 UTC  

2020-01-30 11:04:08 UTC  

No mods

2020-01-30 11:04:12 UTC  

Gay

2020-01-30 11:04:21 UTC  

-df phaggot

2020-01-30 11:04:22 UTC  

**Phaggot**: A [faggot] from [Philadelphia]
*[My friend] [Brian] is a [phaggot].*
*(<http://phaggot.urbanup.com/5364070>)* *9 more results*

2020-01-30 11:04:31 UTC  

-df griffin gaming

2020-01-30 11:04:31 UTC  

**Griffin Gaming**: A man who commentates on YouTube, he destroys any fanboy in [2 seconds],[Griffin] also pokes fun at any dumb people out there with a [epic games] brain aka fortnite company. He is also a overwatch hater for a reason. He’s also a nicest man on the planet and never lies to his fans.
*[Griffin gaming] [destroyed] a [hippo]*
*(<http://griffin-gaming.urbanup.com/13802360>)* *9 more results*

2020-01-30 11:04:52 UTC  

-df nob jockey

2020-01-30 11:04:52 UTC  

**nob jockey**: another word for a homosexual male who "[rides]" cock like a [jockey] would ride a [horse]
*[Paul] you nob jockey!*
*(<http://nob-jockey.urbanup.com/238946>)* *9 more results*

2020-01-30 11:05:12 UTC  

-df Stresbal

2020-01-30 11:05:13 UTC  

No result :(

2020-01-30 11:05:19 UTC  

-df arthur Shelby

2020-01-30 11:05:19 UTC  

**Arthur**: Arthur is [a perfect person].One you can truly see yourself being with for the rest of your life. He is the one you'd die for.

Arthur is the name for a guy who will probably be the most amazing person you will ever meet in your life. He is intelligent, funny, sweet, caring, has beautiful eyes, dresses to kill, also his smile could make the strongest of hearts melt.
His [music taste] is just incredible and he always knows how to lighten the mood.
He is also known as [The black panther] .
*-Hey Arthur [lets go] out
-Sorry bro i have [lessons] to [study](goes out with different people)*
*(<http://arthur.urbanup.com/13136777>)* *9 more results*

2020-01-30 11:05:45 UTC  

-df Shelby

2020-01-30 11:05:46 UTC  

**Shelby**: Shelby is unlike any other. She also goes by the name Shelbster. She is perfect in every way, she's the best in the world but she doesn't think so. Be cautious with this. Know what she really wants or needs and be yourself. She'll know when you're joking and that you do love her and that everything is real. Let her know how you feel and don't overdo anything. When you're with her you cannot speak right and it's as if no one else exists. You won't know where to start when you try to tell her how much she means to you so you end up just [squishing] her as hard as you can. Be careful when squishing her because it can and will leave bruises or [rib pain]. Speaking of pain, learn to [ice skate] so you won't make her fall and feel horrible after. When you're with her you both feel a soul warming sensation. She'll always be on your mind and knows how to brighten the worst days with her amazing smile, which in turn makes you smile [all day every day]. She'll always make you the happiest you've ever been. She belongs in an exhibit because it's crazy not to be staring at her. Visit a doctor prior to seeing her, your heart will explode due to [tachycardia] otherwise. Make sure to know Arabic because she will tell you something very important in that language. While you're at it, [learn Spanish]. She is someone you will be around forever. You won't ever lose her. You will always be in love with her and miss her and it will always be mutual with her. She is the beyond the most important in the world.
*Shelby, thank everything you do and for [being yourself]. Thank you for being who you are. We are permanently in [each other's] lives and we will always work through everything and go on forever. And remember.... [Everything happens for a reason].*
*(<http://shelby.urbanup.com/7429520>)* *9 more results*

2020-01-30 11:06:16 UTC  

king

2020-01-30 11:07:00 UTC  

Blawk

2020-01-30 11:08:48 UTC  

based britain

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/542037236053442561/672397794924953610/images_18.jpeg

2020-01-30 11:11:14 UTC  

It's a good thing @ashnaa got junior mod

2020-01-30 11:11:33 UTC  

-df Coen

2020-01-30 11:11:33 UTC  

**Coen**: The most amazing [man on] Earth. [The bitches] love him and [beg] him to date them and fuck them. Everybody loves a Coen except for jealous douchebags. All the guys wish they were more like him. He is quiet but very funny when you get to know him and gives great sex.
*Guy 1: Dude, I wish I was more like Coen, that guy's a [sexy beast].
Guy 2: Yeah man.
[Guy 1's] girlfriend: [Mmm] I wish he would screw me.*
*(<http://coen.urbanup.com/6992470>)* *9 more results*

2020-01-30 11:11:36 UTC  

OH DANG

2020-01-30 11:11:42 UTC  

The bitches love me

2020-01-30 11:12:02 UTC  

AND BEG ME TO DATE AND FUCK TJHEM

2020-01-30 11:12:07 UTC  

Jesus christ bot

2020-01-30 11:12:33 UTC  

@Deleted User thank you :)

2020-01-30 11:14:17 UTC  

Emagine Kobes last conversation with his daughter.
His daughter : are we gonna die daddy
Kobe: I don't know come here
Daughter: I love you daddy
Kobe: I live you too
Rip kobe is playing with God right now
1 like 1 prayer also check out my yt channel

2020-01-30 11:14:20 UTC  

@Arthur Shelby STOP WITH THAT PIC MISTER

2020-01-30 11:14:41 UTC  

-warn @Arthur Shelby nsfw

2020-01-30 11:14:41 UTC  

⚠ Warned `Arthur Shelby#9712`

2020-01-30 11:14:56 UTC  

-df Timothy

2020-01-30 11:14:56 UTC  

**timothy**: [Timothy] is a shy but very [kind hearted] person. Timothys can be very creepy when they have [a crush] on somebody. Although, Timothys are smart, with a quiet and unique personality that many people will maybe think is weird or cute.
*Woah! [Timothy] is [one hell of a] guy!

Timothy has a different personality!

[Ive] never seen anybody like him before!*
*(<http://timothy.urbanup.com/12409004>)* *9 more results*

2020-01-30 11:15:09 UTC  

-df Adolf

2020-01-30 11:15:09 UTC  

**Adolf**: A [pretty cool] name that was [ruined] by some douche a long time ago.He also ruined a [mustache].
*"[Nice] [going], Adolf!"
"Nice Hitler-Stache there, Adolf!"*
*(<http://adolf.urbanup.com/6651306>)* *9 more results*

2020-01-30 11:15:34 UTC  

-df nazi

2020-01-30 11:15:35 UTC  

**nazi**: An acronym for [National Socialist]; from the German NAtionale soZIalist.
Refers to members of [the National] [Socialist] party, or anything to do with the National Socialist party.
*"The Nazis" is much easier than saying "The National [Socialist] Party" in [essays] about [1930's] Germany.*
*(<http://nazi.urbanup.com/1116475>)* *9 more results*

2020-01-30 11:15:38 UTC  

@Jimmy Brooks bro timothy is my real name

2020-01-30 11:15:43 UTC  

Nice