-df 1812 war

**War of 1812**: BACKGROUND

A war between the British Empire and the United States of America from 1812-1815 CE. Generally considered a spin-off conflict or associated minor conflict to the Napoleanic Wars, because the original issue of the war was the United States' issues with Britain and France who blockaded American shipping that resulted from the larger war and thus violated America's rights as a neutral nation. [James Monroe] was president at this time. Other notable leaders were Governer [Prevost] of Lower Canada, General Isaac Brock, Native leader Tecumseh, and General Jackson.

Because of the geography of the conflict and the [United States of America's] contemporary status as a minor power, the only way for America to vent its rage against Britain was to attack Britain's possessions north of its borders. The British provinces and homelands of the emerging two nations of future Canada, Upper Canada (Ontario), and Lower Canada (Québec) as well as the American New England States were the primary theatres of conflict.
*RESULT

[Treaty] of [Ghent] ends War of 1812, restores status quo [ante] [bellum]. Significant loss of life and property, including vital government infrastructure from the burning of York, Upper Canada, and Washington, D.C. Despite the obvious ill feeling generated by the conflict, the Treaty of Ghent provided for the creation of commisions to deal peacefully issues between the United States and Great Britain, and later on Canada. The aftermath of the war also was notable as a dark period for the native tribes of North America, as the destruction of [Tecumseh's] Confederacy broke the power of the eastern Native tribes and [paved the way] for unchecked American expansion at their expense.

LEGACY

Probably the most misrepresented chapter of North American history, generations of obsessively [jignostic] Canadians and Americans have bent the historical facts to conclude that their nation "won" the conflict. The British, being the sane ones in this cherade, don't really care that much.

Canadians tend to assert that it was their [militia] had handily defeated the USA and burnt the White House. This is false, a British fleet did the deed. Canadian militia merely held their ground.

Americans tend to claim victory over the Battle of New Orleans, when this battle happened after the Treaty of Ghent was signed, and the British force could not be reached in time to inform them.*
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oh noo

jake paul

If Gib loses he goes by his original country and not the UK

Ffs kfc might be the gayest mfer i've ever seen

yikes

I'm not gay im homosexual

same thing

😠🙄

I'm not homosexual im gay 😠😠😠

@ashnaa hong kong

ye

-df jake Paul

**Jake Paul**: It is a [slang] word for [the word] "[Cancer]"
*[Woah], I have Jake Paul.*
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i love my washing machine so much

-df anesongib

**anesongib**: [Anesongib] is a muslim YouTuber from The [UAE]. He makes FIFA and [boxing] videos (and others, but mostly FIFA and [BOXING]). He currently has beef with another YouTuber, Jake Paul (October, 2019). He is known as "The beast from the Middle East"
*"OMG! Is that [Anesongib]?!" Kelly said, [zooming] in on Anesongib with her phone to [take a picture] of the YouTuber.*
*(<http://anesongib.urbanup.com/14298239>)*

-df Israel

**israel**: An ethno-religious, race supremacist, [settler] colonial, apartheid project created for some jews in the Arab [heartland] mainly by terrorism & ethnic cleansing. Israel came into being propelled by [zionism], a concept which made a mockery of [judaism's] moral values & ethical principles.

Israel denies its [colonialism] and continually argues it is a democracy, the problem is, israel isn’t a democracy as it excludes millions of people from its democratic proceedings and denies civil liberties to millions of people.

Just one example of many: jewish settlers live under civil law and are tried in civilian courts, with all of the due process rights that israelis within israel proper have, Palestinians are tried under military courts where their conviction rates are nearly 100 percent.

In 1917, Britain had no right to give away what it didn't possess.

The UN [general assembly] passed a resolution to partition Palestine into two states excluding Jerusalem, leaving aside that the UN had no authority to partition Palestine.

There was no UN resolution for israel, it was vitiated & it was while the general assembly was again voting what to do, that israel unilaterally declared itself to be in existence, it was not given a birth certificate, it has no legitimacy whatsoever.

A jewish ethno-state cannot, by definition, also be a liberal, democratic one — particularly when its population includes a large indigenous minority with a separate national and cultural identity.
*[Israel]’s [white supremacy] agenda targets non-white jews, Arabs and Africans. A class system exists in [israel] and Palestinians are not the only target for israel’s [animosity] and ethno-centric policies.*
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Another word for cancer

Aha

oof

@Stresbal

Coen

Coon

thats me

A coon?

Coen

Not coon

-df stresbal

Gotem

No result :(

@Arthur Shelby you've made that joke like 20 times

Put ur dick in ur pants and fuck off

Ur name is pronounced coon

-df shit

**shit**: 1. One of the most popular swear/cuss/curse words/profanities

2. another word Feces. Poop. Dookie. Scheisse. Poo Poo. Brownies.

The Shit List:

The Ghost Shit
The kind where you feel shit come out, see shit on the toilet paper, but there's no shit in the bowl.

[The Clean Shit]
The kind where you feel shit come out, see shit in the bowl, but there's no shit on the toilet paper.

[The Wet Shit]
You wipe your ass fifty times and it still feels unwiped. So you end up putting toilet paper between your ass and your underwear so you don't ruin them with those dreadful skid marks.

The Second Wave Shit
This shit happens when you've finished, your pants are up to your knees, and you suddenly realize you have to shit some more.

The Brain Hemorrahage Through Your [Nose Shit]
Also known as "Pop a Vein in Your Forehead Shit". You have to strain so much to get it out that you turn purple and practically have a stroke.

The Corn Shit
No explanation necessary.

The [Lincoln Log] Shit
The kind of shit that's so enormous you're afraid to flush it down without first breaking it up into little pieces with the toilet brush.

The Nororius Drinker Shit
The kind of shit you have the morning after a long night of drinking. It's most noticeable trait is the tread mark left on the bottom of the toilet bowl after you flush.

The "Gee, I Really Wish I Could Shit" Shit
The kind where you want to shit, but even after straining your guts out, all you can do is sit on the toilet, cramped and farting.

The Wet Cheeks Shit
Also known as the "[Power Dump]". That's the kind that comes out of your ass so fast that your butt cheeks get splashed with the toilet water.

The Liquid Shit
That's the kind where yellowish-brown liquid shoots out of your butt, splashes all over the side of the toilet bowl and, at the same time, chronically burns your tender [poop-chute].

The Mexican Food Shit
A class all on its own.

The Crowd Pleaser
This shit is so intriguing in size and/or appearance that you have to show it to someone before flushing.

The Mood Enhancer
This shit occurs after a lengthy period of constipation, thereby allowing you to be your old self again.

The Ritual
This shit occurs at the same time each day and is accomplished with the aid of a newspaper.

The Guinness Book Of Records Shit
A shit so noteworthy it should be recorded for future generations.

[The Aftershock] Shit
This shit has an odour so powerful than anyone entering the vicinity within the next seven hours is affected.

The "[Honeymoon's Over]" Shit
This is any shit created in the presence of another person.

[The Groaner]
A shit so huge it cannot exit without vocal assistance.

[The Floater]
Characterized by its floatability, this shit has been known to resurface after many flushings.

The Ranger
A shit which refuses to let go. It is usually necessary to engage in a rocking or bouncing motion, but quite often the only solution is to push it away with a small piece of toilet paper.

The Phantom Shit
This appears in the toilet mysteriously and no one will admit to putting it there.

[The Peek-A-Boo] Shit
Now you see it, now you don't. This shit is playing games with you. Requires patience and muscle control.

The Bombshell
A shit that comes as a complete surprise at a time that is either inappropriate to shit (i.e. during lovemaking or a root canal) or you are nowhere near shitting facilities.

[The Snake Charmer]
A long [skinny shit] which has managed to coil itself into a frightening position - usually harmless.

The Olympic Shit
This shit occurs exactly one hour prior to the start of any competitive event in which you are entered and bears a close resemblance to the [Drinker's] Shit.

The Back-To-Nature Shit