Message from @Arch-Fiend

Discord ID: 482588933239078914


2018-08-24 16:32:38 UTC  

lol, 'NYC pizza sucks' said no one. ever

2018-08-24 16:32:57 UTC  

NYC pizza only has good water going for it

2018-08-24 16:33:12 UTC  

thats literally its only selling point

2018-08-24 16:33:33 UTC  

the water helps but what are you trying to say here?

2018-08-24 16:33:58 UTC  

im trying to say the napkins have more structural support

2018-08-24 16:34:12 UTC  

you do need the fold a bit

2018-08-24 16:34:16 UTC  

at least for the tip

2018-08-24 16:34:17 UTC  

I do chicago pizza which you do need a fork and knife for at times

2018-08-24 16:34:23 UTC  

at times?

2018-08-24 16:34:24 UTC  

there are so many haters and contrarians in this discord just for the sake of being contrarian it's pathetic, you people need to chill

2018-08-24 16:34:30 UTC  

if you have to fold your pizza its a a calzone

2018-08-24 16:34:37 UTC  

Like its deep dish

2018-08-24 16:34:43 UTC  

Like a caserole

2018-08-24 16:35:01 UTC  

we went over this, Chicago pizza is not pizza. its a meat pie, or a lasagna

2018-08-24 16:35:07 UTC  

not all nyc pizza has flimsy soggy crust

2018-08-24 16:35:07 UTC  

Its exactly what they mean as a pizza pie

2018-08-24 16:35:19 UTC  

pizza as a category is persistently mediocre

2018-08-24 16:35:25 UTC  

its weird how both famous pizzas over here dont act like pizza and rather you treat them like a sandwich or eat them knife and fork

2018-08-24 16:35:41 UTC  

pizza is a sandwich

2018-08-24 16:35:50 UTC  

an open faced sandwich

2018-08-24 16:36:07 UTC  

thats not a sandwich by the law of sandwich

2018-08-24 16:36:14 UTC  

what is the problem with folding pizza? some of my favorite nyc pizza places have nice crispy crust

2018-08-24 16:36:31 UTC  

(there actually was a law of sandwich consitering sandwich was an earl)

2018-08-24 16:37:07 UTC  

that's just overgarnished toast

2018-08-24 16:37:19 UTC  

not actually a sandwich unless you can eat it while playing poker

2018-08-24 16:37:33 UTC  

There is a place called "Earl of Sandwich"

2018-08-24 16:37:34 UTC  

google for tapas

2018-08-24 16:37:36 UTC  

from spain

2018-08-24 16:37:38 UTC  

same thing with sushi

2018-08-24 16:37:59 UTC  

what does poker have anything to do with anything?

2018-08-24 16:38:28 UTC  

i swear some of the things i hear people say in this discord is the dumbest shit i hear on the internet. its sad really

2018-08-24 16:38:30 UTC  

because the sandwich was invinted by the earl of sandwiches cook while he was playing a poker game and he could eat without showing his hand

2018-08-24 16:38:40 UTC  

who in the fuck gives a shit?

2018-08-24 16:38:52 UTC  

well he did, he got to name it

2018-08-24 16:39:12 UTC  

same thing with sushi but in that case it was a game of dice

2018-08-24 16:40:04 UTC  

spanish meat is lit

2018-08-24 16:40:14 UTC  

the cured stuff OOOF

2018-08-24 16:40:25 UTC  

technicly the opposite of lit