**Would you rather** (*<http://either.io>*)
🇦 Have a slight lisp
**OR**
🇧 Have a slight cockeye

cockeye

lol

kek

-df cockeye

**cockeye**: The cockeye is the hole at the tip of the penis. The slit like [shape of] it has spawned the name 'japseye', due to its similarity the the [ocular] region of [Japanese people].
*i [piss out] of my cockeye

you're [such a] [fucking] cockeye*
*(<http://cockeye.urbanup.com/684030>)* *8 more results*

but if i had to chose

-wyr

i have 16mb internet data left

**Would you rather** (*<http://either.io>*)
🇦 Be hunted by Jack Bauer
**OR**
🇧 Be hunted by Jason Bourne

thats hot

Bye soldiers

-wyr

**Would you rather** (*<http://either.io>*)
🇦 Dance like Michael Jackson
**OR**
🇧 Sing like Freddie Mercury

die

mj

ofc

Michael jackson

Anyday

-wyr

**Would you rather** (*<http://either.io>*)
🇦 Have a stomach ache
**OR**
🇧 Have a headache

a

-wyr

**Would you rather** (*<http://either.io>*)
🇦 Have all fingernails and toenails removed quickly
**OR**
🇧 Deep papercuts on the webbing between each finger and toe slowly

a

Nooooooooo

sad

-wyr

**Would you rather** (*<http://either.io>*)
🇦 Use only Windows ME for the rest of your life
**OR**
🇧 Use only a 16 inch CRT monitor

damn

nibba

none

??

ye neither

macbook

hehe

yeah non

-wyr

**Would you rather** (*<http://either.io>*)
🇦 Give a speech to the whole nation
**OR**
🇧 Have to sleep with tarantulas on your bed

A

windows me can suck my dick