Have you guys ever seen a spider?

They're crazy!

Spiders can be cure. And effectice pest control. Unlike the lizards they dont shit everywhere

Spider-Man’s incredible contortion is one of his overlooked abilities...

>complaining about retarded Aussie laws

We been knew

Finally

glorious

Oooooooh, on I burb
Fuel is pumping in MY ASS
Burning haaaAAAAᴬᴬᴬᴬᴬᴬᴬᴬᴬᴿᴰ, loose and loose
And on I buuᵤᵤᵤᵤᵤᵣₙ
Pumping my erection
Quench my thirst with STEAMED! HAMS!

Speaking of Fuel, it's gotta be the only song I enjoy from Load/Reload era Metallica

i like most of load/reload but those albums are hard to listen to all at once, compilation on them is terrible

>St. Anger

2 songs on that album i like

Noose

https://www.numalemedical.com/

Depression is the leading cause of premature ejaculation

>brain hates itself
>decides to work even worse for no reason
Being sentient is G R E A T

real shit why is it so expensive to an hero

St. Anger lovers get the bikelock too

The best part about 90% of what you say being ironic is you can wear your heart on your sleeve and people can't tell

mixed results

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/307235032362385408/485747357363863570/82e032b.jpg?width=499&height=629

https://i.redditmedia.com/2_sTVWwBTxtldlkCs4exSOM6Map88BoaJM3r3JmmSB0.jpg?fit=crop&crop=faces%2Centropy&arh=2&w=640&s=1dbe3b6a9eac1e2275227841c84e1008

okay... walking into this seeing eye... what's bofa?

i mean... i get what ligma is... but bofa does not sound like anything to me

BOFA DEEZZ NUTS

yeah... but the bofa part of it... what is it supposed to sound like/stand for... i do not know any... "do this"... that sounds like bofa 😄

"bofa" sounds like "both of", so "bofa deez nuts" would be "both of these nuts" and it just giva another excuse to screech about testicles

```AUS won't allow A/B-cup women in porn unless they are clearly old (like 30+) because apparently a 20 year old with a small chest is pedophilia to them```
Do they have Metric like Japan or Imperial Measurement for Bras?

Australian people are great but their government is the worst.

Nosey fucking schoolmarms.

What did Socialists use before the candle? The lightbulb

I think socialism has actually been around longer than the lightbulb

Socialist was when people lived in caves and did their part for the tribe as a whole.

Joking aside

Socialism works for less than 125 people

I know of one case in the US

Whatever the number is that of familiar names and faces you can have in your head at once.

colonial times

Of one colony that did the whole "from whom their ability, to whom their need" shit