from Japan, I assume

If it's Japan, import me a girlfriend, please.

I sometimes have celebrity involvement, or in general a gala type event.

From Japan

Sounds neat. Lucrative.

Japanese girlfriend huh

you know STD is big there.. just saying

ya need to learn japanese first

is it? 🤔

Star Trek Discovery?

yes Star Trek Discovery

thats just cancer

Sexually-transmitted cancer.

of course you know what I mean. Syphilist (sp?) and other fun stuff

https://www.japantimes.co.jp/news/2018/01/29/reference/japans-dramatic-surge-syphilis-cases-particularly-high-incidence-tokyo-puzzles-experts/#.W-iOHzgzaUk

I mean if you're into bug catching

We have cheap medical coverage.

there ya go

yes... but "high" is around 5k cases

there's no puzzling . its denial of things. thats what japanese are good at doing

5k in a city of 40 million isn't scary

It's interesting that the image associated with that article is a Sailor Moon poster.

if you pretend someone one or something doesnt exist, therefore it doesnt exist.

I think what we're saying is that NEETs have syphilitic brains.

Get out, hikikomori.

she will use moon power to punish those who dont use condoms

That would be an amazing PSA.

I want to see that.

30 minute episode on using condoms.

btw, condoms here are scary

and expensive

Scary?

speaking of which

Do they have some weirdo's face on them?

How can a diaphragm be scary?

@Inquisition no... they have "different sizes"

"Asian fit" and "regular".

I remember when I first did laundry at a coin op place in japan.. I couldnt figure out why the laundry place had a machine that dispensed soap and one for condoms

Just like sunglasses.

the problem was probably that I couldn't read the damn thing

That was when I was living.. where was it.. er.. just up the street form 109