I discovered that there's a song and dance tax in canada

if you sing or dance.. even if its your own song.

you're taxed.

I just don't declare it.

Can't bust me for singing in my car, tax man!

You can't not declare an event..

You're a performer, then?

and I think my cargo van is a little too big to not declare anything. 😉

Nooo, *I* cant perform to save my life. not with this moose of a voice

Im in the fashion industry, I import stuff from the land of @.B

hahahha

Portugal? 😛

but with it, I involve entertainment

from Japan, I assume

If it's Japan, import me a girlfriend, please.

I sometimes have celebrity involvement, or in general a gala type event.

From Japan

Sounds neat. Lucrative.

Japanese girlfriend huh

you know STD is big there.. just saying

ya need to learn japanese first

is it? 🤔

Star Trek Discovery?

yes Star Trek Discovery

thats just cancer

Sexually-transmitted cancer.

of course you know what I mean. Syphilist (sp?) and other fun stuff

https://www.japantimes.co.jp/news/2018/01/29/reference/japans-dramatic-surge-syphilis-cases-particularly-high-incidence-tokyo-puzzles-experts/#.W-iOHzgzaUk

I mean if you're into bug catching

We have cheap medical coverage.

there ya go

yes... but "high" is around 5k cases

there's no puzzling . its denial of things. thats what japanese are good at doing

5k in a city of 40 million isn't scary

It's interesting that the image associated with that article is a Sailor Moon poster.

if you pretend someone one or something doesnt exist, therefore it doesnt exist.

I think what we're saying is that NEETs have syphilitic brains.

Get out, hikikomori.

she will use moon power to punish those who dont use condoms

That would be an amazing PSA.

I want to see that.