When my dogs stealing shoes and shit

Kinky

I land him a dirty volley

no no no

What that means

no masturbation with pens please

<:honk:583238347124637707>

Wtf

> I get played with like the lid of a felt tip pen
@Deleted User sounds like masturbation

oh wait nvm

Da fuck you’d do with that

it says like

@Englishman123 your mums been passed around more times than a 9 year old.pass the parcel game

Only an anglo can decipher anglo texts

yep

I can read the words

@Deleted User oh fuck. thats a real insult

but i can't read what it says

Can you decipher the ancient texts?!

@Deleted User u will get there

Farmers

Do you hate farmers?

No

good

Incorrect

Correct

Haha fun ny han solo

Hi german kid @Katze Miaulitzer

Hiya Angie

My neighour has made more sex tapes than episodes of keeping up with the Kardashians

Autocorrect is so gay

My neighbour grows weed

@Lol k your pfp weirdchamp

And lots of it

But I need autocorrect

I mean my guy

yes

?

You are saying weirdchamp

hoes mad