Close but no

close?!?!

hahahahaha

so your grandfather

Did you hear what happened in mucker @Deleted User

what

Teapot

FUCK!

GOT EEEEM

i said not to say what sebastian

i did NOT see that coming

kek

fear the eternal anglo

I WAS PLAYED LIKE A FUCKING FIDDLE

Aha

we are always here#

Happens to me all time pal

*here

get fucked

I get played with like the lid of a felt tip pen

Inside a year 3 classroom

The eternal anglo always around to shit in my cereal

you had me in the first halfd

*half @Deleted User

Sorry sonny jim

I can only last as long as first half

When my dogs stealing shoes and shit

Kinky

I land him a dirty volley

no no no

What that means

no masturbation with pens please

<:honk:583238347124637707>

Wtf

> I get played with like the lid of a felt tip pen
@Deleted User sounds like masturbation

oh wait nvm

Da fuck you’d do with that

it says like

@Englishman123 your mums been passed around more times than a 9 year old.pass the parcel game

Only an anglo can decipher anglo texts

yep