Message from @lemonjiggle

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2020-02-18 05:22:09 UTC  

not if ur the only one who loses it

2020-02-18 05:22:22 UTC  

Hmm yeah that would be pretty irrelevant

2020-02-18 05:22:46 UTC  

Thats random tho like would it actually hapen

2020-02-18 05:23:15 UTC  

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/542037236053442561/679196205640843305/image0.jpg

2020-02-18 05:24:28 UTC  

a friend in middleschool pulled his moms dildo out when i went to his house

2020-02-18 05:25:06 UTC  

it was blak

2020-02-18 05:25:06 UTC  

there was this letter I read
"If you like Pina Coladas, and getting caught in the rain
If you're not into yoga, if you have half a brain
If you like making love at midnight, in the dunes of the capeI'm the love that you've looked for, write to me, and escape" I didn't think about my lady, I know that sounds kind of mean
But me and my old lady, had fallen into the same old dull routine
So I wrote to the paper, took out a personal ad
And though I'm nobody's poet, I thought it wasn't half bad

2020-02-18 05:25:17 UTC  

I love that song

2020-02-18 05:25:20 UTC  

if you like pina coladas

2020-02-18 05:25:25 UTC  

i know that line

2020-02-18 05:25:29 UTC  

and only that line

2020-02-18 05:25:29 UTC  

kek

2020-02-18 05:25:34 UTC  

Kek?

2020-02-18 05:25:40 UTC  

lol

2020-02-18 05:25:41 UTC  

Where is condom

2020-02-18 05:25:46 UTC  

Means lol you normie

2020-02-18 05:25:49 UTC  

CONDOM

2020-02-18 05:25:55 UTC  

CONDOMMMMM

2020-02-18 05:26:03 UTC  

I think he's busy deep-dicking your mom

2020-02-18 05:26:17 UTC  

Lol

2020-02-18 05:26:25 UTC  

how long u think it would take dissolve a body in pineapple juice

2020-02-18 05:26:29 UTC  

Would you like to hear the story about the Pug?

2020-02-18 05:26:35 UTC  

No.

2020-02-18 05:26:47 UTC  

k

2020-02-18 05:26:59 UTC  

Le kink

2020-02-18 05:27:02 UTC  

@MVPC your boyfriend wants to talk

2020-02-18 05:27:07 UTC  

Who

2020-02-18 05:27:11 UTC  

Yo

2020-02-18 05:27:18 UTC  

E

2020-02-18 05:27:18 UTC  

Wus good

2020-02-18 05:27:23 UTC  

kory

2020-02-18 05:27:29 UTC  

I got bad news

2020-02-18 05:27:32 UTC  

What

2020-02-18 05:27:39 UTC  

Pregnant?

2020-02-18 05:27:39 UTC  

I had to get rid of the dog

2020-02-18 05:27:43 UTC  

Bruh

2020-02-18 05:27:46 UTC  

wtf

2020-02-18 05:27:47 UTC  

Well that was the opposite

2020-02-18 05:27:47 UTC  

He is in a better family

2020-02-18 05:27:52 UTC  

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2020-02-18 05:27:57 UTC  

why