All classes need to be lewded. Healers getting all the lewding is classist discrimination.
Whatever happened to making the fighter writhe in pleasure, them taking a small comfort in their helmet preventing anyone from seeing the depraved expression on their face? To rogues being caught in rope-traps and being brought to orgasm over and over again while they hang upside-down? To arrogant wizards and sorcerers being caught in antimagic fields and violated in every hole, their usual domineering attitudes washed away in a flood of pleasure?
I want to see warlocks' stomachs bulge with the massive demon-cocks of their patrons, monks attempting to calmly meditate while their party members tease their erogenous zones, paladins being consensually plowed in the missionary position +handholding while still wearing most of their armour, barbarians wrestling for dominance in a rage-fueled sex-marathon, rangers being sodomized from behind amongst the dense underbrush, and bards letting out almost musical moans while gasping in exstacy.
I want cavaliers having clandestine encounters with their squire in the stables, royals having not-so-courtly romances with their personal knight, necromancers being creampied in the dank crypts that they make their lairs in, dashing swashbucklers sweeping inexperienced nobles off their feet and into bed, swordsages screaming out uguu anime moans like the weeb trash that they are, thrallherds being serviced by their adoring slaves, artificers masturbating with esoteric devices that look like they shouldn't even function in the way they do, psions empathically feeling the pleasure of their partners and mindbreaking themselves in the feedback loop, and avengers having violent edgelord hatesex.
Let's all unite under the banner of doing lewd things to, with, and and in the general vicinity of our fellow party members, and forcing the GM to awkwardly mediate the sexual roleplay between players.
