https://i.imgur.com/NOlOyFP.jpg

While whoring is the oldest profession, stripping is the copest profession

So true

4real I cant think of a 1up

filing w/ turbo tax is retarded easy

yes

if ur like a freshman ur probably SOL

but no reason seniors shouldn't know how to do it FFS

took 10 mins

For wat?

This fucking highschooler Jesus Christ

black man came up to me for spare change "help me with the bus chad?" he started getting hostile till he was like "oh nvm you're just a kid"

shit is getting bad

the programming has set in

Hunter gatherer is the oldest profession @B|ack|ce

altho thankfully he was a respectable elderly black folx

hunter gatherer is pre-civilization, professions are a construct of civilization

No

yes

First profession is the bowl maker them

people were fucking for pelts before bowls were invented

Return to tradition i say

Id skin my dog for some tight slit

already ahead of you, I converted my 401k into a chest of precious stones, spices, and furs

I have learnt to flint knapp

I have a stockpile of hundreds of spears

we need an NRA but for spears

I DEMAND open carry for spears

Spears are untraceable

I need a halberd for my protection

https://twitter.com/Bryan_E_Leib/status/1244686226147459081

I conceal carry a boar spear

loool

weev is the closest thing to the joker we have in our society

Weevil

Kek weev

Hello kony2012 stan

Halberd? A man of quality I see

The superior pole arm