e-dating your way to an e-wife

My problem was that I was the one who was too immature in college

Met her in person but whatever the idea is the same

i did take one of those meme black studies classes

it sucked so much

most college classes made me want to die

Im in a law enforcement survey course and the instructor can not go a singke day without talking about how bad racist cops are

I hate speed trap cops

and thats it

I hate non-racist cops

I try to be understanding of police but

When i see a female cop I'm just like come on dude what are you doing

They're always the most uppity

The only problem I ever had with the cops was when I got speed traped going 10 over at 7 in the morning with no traffic

I feel you man, i got speed trapped taking my dad to the hospital at like 6 am

if the government really gave a shit they would ban quotas

Quotas means more funding, unfortunately

yes I understand how stupid agency funding goes

At the gas station what sip should I get

Poop

the purple one

Never had this one

https://dlive.tv/BeardsonBeardly

He's live

Had a monster the other day that was like agave or something?

Like a teal color it was like pina colada or smth it was fire

bang's product profile is absurdly wide

everyday I go somewhere and I find a new one

yeah

whats ur favorite

citrus twist is gamefuel

I do also like the coffee sub-product line

The cookies and cream slaps

yeah i had the new monster one

the pink and dark blue flavors?

the teal one is mango

and the pink is what hibiscus strawberry?

Shit i gotta find a pink one

I found it at walmart

the pink one tastes like white