Lmfao

2024 platform: state issued n word pass

So this is how Republicans finally get the black vote

#blexit

They'll prolly forget about it

Trump needs to get another one for november

major league bruh moment on my part, put a sauce pot on the stove not noticing the plastic cover to a glass dish stuck to it

now I got a melted plastic burner element and a stinky cancer apartment

Fuuuuck that

🤣

trying to fix it but otherwise its only going to cost 15 bucks to replace

I broke the water pipe that deals with the whole streets rainwater

Yesterday

skull mask on

Oh sorry dad i didnt know it was there (i lied)

😈

based

imagine a wartime pope

holy fugg

yo twelve hundred check?

I feel like people take for granted how chill the catholic church has been for the past 100 years

checked, got mine

hello 1200 dollar dept?

I have 400 left after rent

wait

500

they reinstated my tdi too lol

wtf do i eat for lunch to celebrate

LETS GOOO

i'm gucci

April 15 gamer national holiday

to thank us for our service

i'm gonna move the 1200 into my savings though

so i'm not just dipping into it

yeah that's what i did more or less

literally just venmod my landlord right when i saw it now idk

thinking about investing a little

like 200

@everyone Hilipati hilipati hilipati hillaa,
Hilipati hilipati hilipampaa
Jalituli jallaa talituli jallaa
Tilitali tilitali tilitantaa
Halituli jallaa tilituli tallaa
Tilitili tilitili tilitili tallaa
Halituli tilitali jallati jallan,
Tilitali talitali helevantaa

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