@Stefan Payne are you not entertained??

If not... Here...

Damn humans and their tan lines

There's always latex tho

Tru

I was holding this one back... Because lines... But fuck it...

Girl's gotta eat

Lizard GF perks:
Doesn’t sweat
Likes to cuddle
Won’t clog the shower drain with hair

Downside: Claws

Sharp teeth BJs

That too

Tongue tho

And a need to know if her saliva is deadly....

Or if touching her is poisonous

Only worry about that with snakes

I though Komodo dragons had deadly saliva?

Komodo have dangerous saliva since they don’t brush

Well if I date a Komodo ill make sure she doesn't just brush. I'll make sure she Reach!

And when it comes to furry design fatal stuff like that is “phased out” for the canon to work out usually

Meh... I like poison ivy(Batman) because of the deadly

She’s also a manipulative cunt of a villain

And environmental extremist

She’d probably be an SJW

If she didn’t hate people

Naaah....

She'd start a plant based PETA org....

Deadpool of degenerates

except peta just gasses animals they "save"

what a joke of an organization

Well I can see her feeding the carnivorous plants.... Other plants

Or ones that can’t kill Batman

something about christmas that brings the gays out

maybe its all the white stuff on the ground

Just do this guys

oh i dont actually mind

their porn is actually mild to me

^ dis prick blocked me