Message from @DefinitlyNotInsane - NL

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2019-01-16 20:00:06 UTC  

well goodluck getting a creditcard into prison with absolutely zero reason

2019-01-16 20:00:39 UTC  

alot of mean shit comes from prison

2019-01-16 20:01:14 UTC  

Yeah, but they can have calling cards no problem. so they turn those into razors

2019-01-16 20:01:37 UTC  

i heard about some guy who used hot water to melt the handle of his toothbrush and placed a diy razorblade inside and used that to slit someones throath

2019-01-16 20:02:12 UTC  

Yes, State of CA that was a murder weapon for a capital punishment trial

2019-01-16 20:03:10 UTC  

thats pretty brutal

2019-01-16 20:04:49 UTC  

fun fact you can also stab someone with close to literally everything

2019-01-16 20:05:07 UTC  

man stabbed with phone

2019-01-16 20:05:42 UTC  

thats what you get for snoring to hard

2019-01-16 20:05:48 UTC  

yeah i saw that one today actually

2019-01-16 20:06:00 UTC  

That one I posted was in the UK

2019-01-16 20:06:29 UTC  

the alarmclock one i saw like today or yesterady

2019-01-16 20:07:14 UTC  

They have special "Prison razors!"

2019-01-16 20:07:45 UTC  

yeah you dont even have plastic chairs anymore i think in prison because hard plastic is killer when it comes to making shanks

2019-01-16 20:08:45 UTC  

soo they are going to get sheets that allow air to flow through so you cant suffocate people

2019-01-16 20:10:33 UTC  

they should place prisoners in some controlled enviroment where they get motivated to develop these technologys

2019-01-16 20:13:46 UTC  

Hell I could make a razor out of a coke can... (finishes my soda and looks at it...)

2019-01-16 20:17:36 UTC  

heh

2019-01-16 20:17:59 UTC  

i could turn my calculator into a knife

2019-01-16 20:44:35 UTC  

shave with a benchmade?

2019-01-16 20:44:40 UTC  

Sounds like a bad idea.

2019-01-16 20:45:11 UTC  

That was me shaving last night

2019-01-16 20:45:52 UTC  

I can't razor sharp my hardware

2019-01-16 20:46:01 UTC  

otherwise I'll cut myself on my edc

2019-01-16 20:46:05 UTC  

I just keep it pretty sharp

2019-01-16 20:52:58 UTC  

My memes are so edgy that I don't need a razor to shave.

2019-01-16 20:53:35 UTC  

commit wrist knife

2019-01-16 20:53:46 UTC  

My dick is in love with pain

2019-01-16 20:55:38 UTC  

I barely had any dicks inside me

2019-01-16 23:07:36 UTC  

https://customheats.com/pages/about
I think we can get "Jarbo's Jizz Sauce"

2019-01-16 23:49:04 UTC  

Is this the place to hate on sjws?

2019-01-16 23:50:29 UTC  

i mean if you want it can be that

2019-01-16 23:50:57 UTC  

also dont call them SJWs, it's a dead term, call them what they are, Leftists

2019-01-16 23:52:32 UTC  

meh, that's ambiguous

2019-01-16 23:53:29 UTC  

grownup babies, then