Message from @DefinitlyNotInsane - NL

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2019-01-16 19:49:21 UTC  

And yes that is from me shaving last night

2019-01-16 19:49:23 UTC  

and we "men" should live for the thrill of danger

2019-01-16 19:49:55 UTC  

also your blade is in a perfect square angle of your upper leg

2019-01-16 19:50:25 UTC  

but real men use cutthroath razors or even better barbed wire

2019-01-16 19:50:26 UTC  

Thats my finger holding it in my left hand

2019-01-16 19:50:42 UTC  

i see now

2019-01-16 19:54:18 UTC  

but why if ypu try to big, you dont go all the way?

2019-01-16 19:55:56 UTC  

Benchmade D2 Tool Steel, the sharpest knives I have found on the market.

2019-01-16 19:56:50 UTC  

nah its size that its about

2019-01-16 19:57:45 UTC  

I have bigger blades, but they aren't razors

2019-01-16 19:58:11 UTC  

well thats your problem

2019-01-16 19:58:17 UTC  

anything is a razor

2019-01-16 19:58:21 UTC  

as long as its sharp

2019-01-16 19:58:41 UTC  

I know, I turned the back of butter knives into razors.

2019-01-16 19:58:42 UTC  

i mean use some dull rusty axe if you want

2019-01-16 19:59:10 UTC  

you can shave yourself with a filed down creditcard

2019-01-16 19:59:39 UTC  

Prisoners use calling cards, not creditcards

2019-01-16 20:00:06 UTC  

well goodluck getting a creditcard into prison with absolutely zero reason

2019-01-16 20:00:39 UTC  

alot of mean shit comes from prison

2019-01-16 20:01:14 UTC  

Yeah, but they can have calling cards no problem. so they turn those into razors

2019-01-16 20:01:37 UTC  

i heard about some guy who used hot water to melt the handle of his toothbrush and placed a diy razorblade inside and used that to slit someones throath

2019-01-16 20:02:12 UTC  

Yes, State of CA that was a murder weapon for a capital punishment trial

2019-01-16 20:03:10 UTC  

thats pretty brutal

2019-01-16 20:04:49 UTC  

fun fact you can also stab someone with close to literally everything

2019-01-16 20:05:07 UTC  

man stabbed with phone

2019-01-16 20:05:42 UTC  

thats what you get for snoring to hard

2019-01-16 20:05:48 UTC  

yeah i saw that one today actually

2019-01-16 20:06:00 UTC  

That one I posted was in the UK

2019-01-16 20:06:29 UTC  

the alarmclock one i saw like today or yesterady

2019-01-16 20:07:14 UTC  

They have special "Prison razors!"

2019-01-16 20:07:45 UTC  

yeah you dont even have plastic chairs anymore i think in prison because hard plastic is killer when it comes to making shanks

2019-01-16 20:08:45 UTC  

soo they are going to get sheets that allow air to flow through so you cant suffocate people

2019-01-16 20:10:33 UTC  

they should place prisoners in some controlled enviroment where they get motivated to develop these technologys

2019-01-16 20:13:46 UTC  

Hell I could make a razor out of a coke can... (finishes my soda and looks at it...)

2019-01-16 20:17:36 UTC  

heh

2019-01-16 20:17:59 UTC  

i could turn my calculator into a knife

2019-01-16 20:44:35 UTC  

shave with a benchmade?

2019-01-16 20:44:40 UTC  

Sounds like a bad idea.