turn them to pig-fat!

furries get the bullet furst

Gamer takeovers of the debate hall are proving to be a good idea.

how did you get a blue checkmark on discord

teach me your ways oh wise one

he paid Tim muneh

I copied and pasted someone else's name.

i'm too broke to afford money

The great irony

i'm dutch

Which means i have money, but i'll be dead before spending it

It will be a cold day in hell!

i'm just a poor person

Aye, a cold day in the European union

ha

at least it's an evil shadow government on our side

you're right, hence i'm double not-spending

isn't it a pain to have a monetary system based around tulips though?

seems hard to regulate

Not really, its brilliant

they wither and die

So people have to buy new ones

but what if someone imports them in bulk

we hang them from a windmill

i thought that was criminals

~~Tulips around my d*~~

~~Hah! Got em~~

nah, criminals shall wear the Cloggs of shame,

And then become part of the foundation that makes up our Dijken, which keep the sea out

i prefer the way we do it here in florida

we just through them in the alligator pit

pay with tacos?

Florida Man

and proud of it

but thats Americas penis 😦

i literally live a block from disney world

i can hear their storm sirens from my driveway

sounds awful

So basically you find fireworks shows boring and passe

yep

fun fact: disney world is actually outside of orlando city limits and is instead in the nearby suburb of doctor phillips

What do you call it when Orlando's economy is booming?

Orlando Blooms

i also quite literally went to high school across the street from universal studios. it's called doctor phillips high school. look it up if you don't believe me