Neko

Golf is gay

I hate golf

I got a pair of jeans so old they look like an expensive pair of pre-worn jeans

Boring sport

I got pool stuck in my asshole

Poop

Soccer is better

can ya like fuckin not

im tryna eat hoe

I'm hungry rn

just had a burrito

I remember all the times I was kicked in the balls with a ball

Good times

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I just ate a fuckton for dinner like 5hrs ago

I remember that time when I was ak id and shoved a crawdad in a girls face and she fucking kicked me full force in the balls

I know that kid lol

dam

-df crawdad

**crawdad**: [slang] [term] for [crayfish]
*[Bailey] occasionally found little crawdads in his backyard [creek]. "[Not bad] for a crawdad!"*
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Yes

He’s 5’4”

I just wanted to show the girl a crawdad

@alex. is that you?

5'4????

and he's not hot

and bitch punted my balls like a soccer ball

No

5'4????

does he get girls Alex

Yep

wtf

ew

He got money

That’s why

ahhhhhhh

makes sense

People were scared of my when they saw I had not reaction to the balls getting demolished