LMFAO

they're coming for him right now

you realize

Good

the fbi doesn't handle those cases

his door is being busted down

and also

u hear those bangs, luke

chances of that are low as shit

ALSO

thats the sound of justice

FBI OPEN UP

*SIREN NOISES*

GG @EmmaVonAltenburg, you just advanced to level 2!

they literally woudl see that picture and laugh their asses off you know how I know that

FBI OPEN UP FOR GAYPOSTING

I showed that picture to some police friends

they were just scared

and had their asses rollin

they were laughin so damn hard

out of fear u were a dangerous maniac who were gonna kill dem

then one of em pulls out some pictures

apparently

somebody in my area

used a dildo

@EmmaVonAltenburg why are you acting black?

what

to incapacitate their husband

was it u luke

WHAT

no

I’m white

not me

but

FUCK

thats a thing that has happened

u wite gurl?

MANNNNNN

and there is a dildo in a police evidence locker cause of it

i didnt say you were black, i ask why do you act black? :<

U BE ALL UP IN DAT HOUSE