Message from @on jah

Discord ID: 687095445662597145


2020-03-11 00:29:34 UTC  

**the freund**: 1) A hairstyle very similar to a mullet, but slightly more [wavy].
2) A move in bed where you finish doing a girl from behind, flick your head back and wave your hair as if you were on a shampoo commercial, and then yell in a [low voice] "OH YEAH, IT'S [THE FREUND]!"
*Girl: "Nice 'do, loser. Way to sport the freund."
You: "Haha. You know [you love it], baby. Now I'll show you why they call it 'A girl's best freund.'"

After Adam finished nailing Emily from the back, he pulled the freund on her like it was his job. [Mike Piazza] [rolled over] in his grave.*
*(<http://the-freund.urbanup.com/292366>)* *9 more results*

2020-03-11 00:29:55 UTC  

lol

2020-03-11 00:29:59 UTC  

what the hell is going on lmao

2020-03-11 00:30:12 UTC  

-df dead

2020-03-11 00:30:12 UTC  

**Dead**: 1) The word you use when you find something [hilarious].
2) Not [physically] [alive].
*Example 1:
*Person saying [something funny]*
Other person: Dead

Example 2:
Someone that isn't [living] [anymore].*
*(<http://dead.urbanup.com/11554818>)* *9 more results*

2020-03-11 00:30:24 UTC  

-df gay

2020-03-11 00:30:25 UTC  

**Gay**: (a) Able to [sit] nearer than [five] feet away from one’s bro in a [hot tub]
*“Two broooos, [chillin]’ in a [hot tub], [five feet apart], ‘cause they’re not gay”*
*(<http://gay.urbanup.com/12450443>)* *9 more results*

2020-03-11 00:30:58 UTC  

Yo gay

2020-03-11 00:31:04 UTC  

ur gay

2020-03-11 00:31:05 UTC  

GG @on jah, you just advanced to level 5!

2020-03-11 00:31:11 UTC  

FUCK YEAH

2020-03-11 00:31:19 UTC  

ur moms gay

2020-03-11 00:31:26 UTC  

-Whois @on jah

2020-03-11 00:31:26 UTC  

2020-03-11 00:31:27 UTC  

mind my french it's quite exquisite

2020-03-11 00:31:35 UTC  

bonjour

2020-03-11 00:31:47 UTC  

french is a gay language

2020-03-11 00:31:54 UTC  

-df french

2020-03-11 00:31:54 UTC  

**French**: a language that, if [spoken], will [get you] more pussy than you can [imagine]
*Man: [Tu] me veux?
Woman: French! Oh, [come here] you [stud].
Sex*
*(<http://french.urbanup.com/3643039>)* *9 more results*

2020-03-11 00:31:54 UTC  

No you

2020-03-11 00:31:59 UTC  

lmao my acc is so sexy say hi in the dms don't be scared

2020-03-11 00:32:14 UTC  

-df alex

2020-03-11 00:32:15 UTC  

**Alex**: [Yeet]
*Alex*
*(<http://alex.urbanup.com/13808115>)* *9 more results*

2020-03-11 00:32:15 UTC  
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2020-03-11 00:32:26 UTC  

god that's fucking hot

2020-03-11 00:32:29 UTC  

Noice

2020-03-11 00:33:06 UTC  

-Whois @Triggernjon1

2020-03-11 00:33:06 UTC  

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2020-03-11 00:33:17 UTC  

am i dumb

2020-03-11 00:33:23 UTC  
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2020-03-11 00:33:31 UTC  

Yes.

2020-03-11 00:33:40 UTC  

that's not very nice

2020-03-11 00:33:48 UTC  

not very nice

2020-03-11 00:33:51 UTC  

learn ur manners.

2020-03-11 00:33:57 UTC  

That's the point of saying it

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2020-03-11 00:34:01 UTC  

beat em up for me

2020-03-11 00:34:13 UTC  

-Whois @on jah