Message from @luke5135

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2020-03-13 05:51:09 UTC  

with..... natural yeast

2020-03-13 05:51:14 UTC  

oh fuck no

2020-03-13 05:51:18 UTC  

that's nasty

2020-03-13 05:51:27 UTC  

and i've never EVER wanted to not eat something so quickly

2020-03-13 05:51:39 UTC  

I couldn't fuckin eat bread for weeks after that

2020-03-13 05:51:49 UTC  

then there was a story abotu a guy who tried to fuck a toaster

2020-03-13 05:51:52 UTC  

and uh

2020-03-13 05:51:55 UTC  

yea he ded

2020-03-13 05:52:31 UTC  

Ok

2020-03-13 05:52:35 UTC  

ok

2020-03-13 05:52:42 UTC  

he stuck his donger in the toaster annnd zap

2020-03-13 05:52:46 UTC  

like a fly on a fly trap

2020-03-13 05:52:50 UTC  

gross

2020-03-13 05:52:52 UTC  

an gay

2020-03-13 05:52:58 UTC  

no

2020-03-13 05:53:01 UTC  

this wasn't even porn

2020-03-13 05:53:06 UTC  

this was a news story

2020-03-13 05:53:08 UTC  

....

2020-03-13 05:53:14 UTC  

thats gotta be embarassing

2020-03-13 05:53:17 UTC  

just imagine

2020-03-13 05:53:35 UTC  

"local man dies after trying to have sexual intercourse with a toaster"

2020-03-13 05:53:52 UTC  

Hey papi fascist🥺

2020-03-13 05:54:22 UTC  

sup home boy

2020-03-13 05:55:44 UTC  

like literally

2020-03-13 05:55:47 UTC  

you can name anything

2020-03-13 05:55:51 UTC  

and there is a fetish for it

2020-03-13 05:56:05 UTC  

hmmmmmmmmm

2020-03-13 05:56:11 UTC  

School supplies?

2020-03-13 05:56:15 UTC  

yup

2020-03-13 05:56:22 UTC  

state is closing down

2020-03-13 05:56:25 UTC  

all lecture halls

2020-03-13 05:56:28 UTC  

and university services

2020-03-13 05:56:29 UTC  

wait don't show a video of someone showing a binder up their coochie

2020-03-13 05:56:33 UTC  

Please don't

2020-03-13 05:56:38 UTC  

fucking coronavirus

2020-03-13 05:56:41 UTC  

there is actually a whole reddit where people see how many sharpies someone can show up their ass

2020-03-13 05:56:48 UTC  

I know that

2020-03-13 05:56:59 UTC  

or how people use scissors......

2020-03-13 05:57:01 UTC  

and that

2020-03-13 05:57:03 UTC  

just no

2020-03-13 05:57:05 UTC  

But that's a sharpie oh no