i'd be cool with golems

im like a degenerate aficionado I know just about every genre under the sun and i've seen them all

Alright I'm wondering if there is videos of people having sex with appliances

Have you seen any?

yes

I really how domestics doesn't take that turn

domestics have so many potential uses

notably a woman using a portable mixer

Toasters, microwaves, fridges, what?

like re-uniting the family

BRUH

and she uh....

I mean

mixed dough

in a place

It probably felt good

with..... natural yeast

oh fuck no

that's nasty

and i've never EVER wanted to not eat something so quickly

I couldn't fuckin eat bread for weeks after that

then there was a story abotu a guy who tried to fuck a toaster

and uh

yea he ded

Ok

ok

he stuck his donger in the toaster annnd zap

like a fly on a fly trap

gross

an gay

no

this wasn't even porn

this was a news story

....

thats gotta be embarassing

just imagine

"local man dies after trying to have sexual intercourse with a toaster"

Hey papi fascist🥺

sup home boy

like literally

you can name anything