notably a woman using a portable mixer

Toasters, microwaves, fridges, what?

like re-uniting the family

BRUH

and she uh....

I mean

mixed dough

in a place

It probably felt good

with..... natural yeast

oh fuck no

that's nasty

and i've never EVER wanted to not eat something so quickly

I couldn't fuckin eat bread for weeks after that

then there was a story abotu a guy who tried to fuck a toaster

and uh

yea he ded

Ok

ok

he stuck his donger in the toaster annnd zap

like a fly on a fly trap

gross

an gay

no

this wasn't even porn

this was a news story

....

thats gotta be embarassing

just imagine

"local man dies after trying to have sexual intercourse with a toaster"

Hey papi fascist🥺

sup home boy

like literally

you can name anything

and there is a fetish for it

hmmmmmmmmm

School supplies?

yup

state is closing down

all lecture halls

and university services