**French**: A bunch of smelly, hairy, obnoxious monkeys speaking an ugly language which sounds nothing like it's written, and who stink so much they became the world's number 1 producer of perfumes. Their anthem sounds fierce and unforgiving and talks about standing up against the enemy and killing their soldiers and skinning them and mutilating them and draining their impure blood down French sewers and enslaving the rest and [chaining] their hands and shaming them etc.............., when in reality all the French do in war is waving white flags.
Monkey language: Les [Français] [sont] des singes [laids] malodorants poilus
*[French monkey]: We will kill your soldiers and skin them and [mutilate] them and drain their [impure] blood down our sewers and enslave the rest of your soldiers and chain their hands and shame them!!!
Adolf Hitler: haha*
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