-df rowley

**Rowley**: A really [handsome man] who loves to travel, passionate about [teaching] [chemistry] and physics and is the best teacher in the world. Every time you see him smile it makes you smile too.
*You and your friends: [Oh my] [lord], is that Mr Rowley? He is so handsome and [joyful]!
Mr Rowley: Hello Kids
You and your friends: Oh my god he said hello to us!*
*(<http://rowley.urbanup.com/14392213>)* *9 more results*

Nah b0ss that's the diary of a wimpy kid nibba

Hey boss

lol

Never read the books

ey b0ss

gib me the poosi

Plegurising

Or the watches the movies

I hated it

@trev lol who goes to McDonald’s

I'm gonna take pills don't dm sense I'm trying to over dose

I lives in McDonald’s

Me and you I ain’t finna spend money on you unless I know you’re proficient at cooking and sucking dick

Lmao

Why would I go out with you?

Idk I’m funny sorta

Not really

When I try

So you never try?

Nope

Try to be funny then

Idk man I’m not tryna simp I need you to be my e girlfriend first

No

I don’t want to be ur girlfriend

Fuck

Me

Nah I’m good

This is harder then I thot

...

If only bunnies could lay eggs

actually stop

stop

It would make the Easter bunny make more sense at least

Shush

Thot

Lame name

It fits perfectly tho

So does mine