omg yeah

saying he had a meeting with the base commander

took the commander hostage with a katana

Why is it so many r-

yes yes

its epic

walked out to the balcony and made a speech to the troops

and walked back in and committed seppuku

You imposter

Uggggg

nobody banzai'd to he speech

which was sad

a lot of them laughed at him

You speaking mad ani-

nvm

:)

if they could see japan rn

they would all be up there with him

:(

he had a reputation for being a thespian so they didn't take him seriously

and now look at Japan

Corona will get u

japan is swag

Japan is kinda scary

no

Okay

The education system of Japan is scary

What matters

ya

they

kill themselves

nah

if u were in the jap edu system

u would be fine

cap

its cuz youre customized to the US

accustomed

Fat Americans

🆙 | **That guy who has no life leveled up!**

BITCH LASAGNA

I mean the fat country